One year ago in August of 2007, a plane landed in Argentina carrying Venezuelan and Argentine officials and one of them was carrying a suitcase worth $800K. The man carrying the suitcase full of cash goes by the name Guido Alejandro Antonini Wilson (yes, he’s actually named “Guido.”) and he initially declared $60K to a busty brunette, 27-year-old, officer by the name of María del Luján Telpuk. His decision turned out to be a bad move after Telpuk searched the suitcase more closely and discovered $800K. It’s a sum you’re not allowed to carry. Playboy caught whiff of her shortly thereafter because in February of 2008, Telpuk posed for the Men’s mag wearing nothing but socks and sunglasses. She’s currently in Miami waiting to testify against Wilson and capture the last few moments of her fifteen minutes and we don’t blame her. If we saw $800K and then someone came to us and offered a few grand to show off our tits, we’d do it to.

”The truth is I still don’t totally understand” the turn her life has taken, Telpuk told The Miami Herald as she walked to the car waiting to whisk her away to an undisclosed hotel. “It’s been very shocking for me, though it’s brought many new and good things.”

Here are some of the “good things” she’s talking about. (NSFW!)

Playboy pinup arrives to testify on suitcase cash [Miami Herald]