Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• NFL: We’re not sure if Tom Brady could have saved the Patriots from the drubbing they took from the Dolphins yesterday. Well, in particular, the drubbing they took from Miami running back Ronnie Brown. The former Auburn Tiger ran in four touchdowns and threw for another in the Patriot beatdown that is making everyone in “New England” hope Tom Brady isn’t putting any weight on that knee. It also snapped the Patriots’ 21-game winning streak that pre-dates even Giselle. Dolphins 38, Patriots 13 [Miami Herald]
• MLB: David Ortiz knocked in a home run as the Red Sox beat the Blue Jays for at least a share of the AL Wild Card. That means the 07 Champs will probably be the fourth seed in the playoffs. How low class. Red Sox 3, Blue Jays 0 [Boston.com]
• EPL: Manchester United is almost as bad as Tottenham… and considering the millions they’re shelling out, that’s bad. They were 10 minutes away from ending Chelsea’s 85-game home winning streak when they brain farted around the pitch and let the Blues’ John Obi Mikel knock one in. Fart knockers. Chelsea 1, Man Utd 1 [Sun UK]
Image [Miami Herald]