Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• MLB: So if they Mets could clone Johan Santana, would they even be able to sign him? Would clone Santana ask for the max, or work as a slave for the minimum, being that he’s a product of science and all. These are they numbing, “Would the Death Star have interns”-type questions left for Mets fans after they collapsed again for the second straight year and were left out of the playoffs. Santana kept them alive on Saturday working on three days rest for only the second time in his career, but the Milwaukee Brewers just couldn’t lose enough for the Mets to overcome their ineptitude. Harsh, but remember there’s always next year. Marlins 4, Mets 2 [NY Post]
• NFL: So, like, Tony Romo’s not infallible? Apparently so, as Washington Redskins quarterback Jason Campbell became the QB du jour in Texas Stadium yesterday. Campbell beat out the NFL’s statistically top-ranked offense and put on a show for the Cowboy fans, putting together three straight scoring drives to close out the second half. Between these two teams, the New York Giants and the Philadelphia Eagles, the NFC East is definitely looking like the class of the NFL… or at least the most wang-showing. Redskins 26, Dallas 24 [Washington Post]
• NFL: So before leaving for dinner yesterday, we watched the Raiders totally dismantle the San Diego Chargers in the first half. Yeah, the Silver and Black must’ve not agreed with our decision to go with the Chili because they blew it in the fourth quarter, letting San Diego score 25 unanswered in the final frame. Okay, okay, will you put Kiffin out of his misery, now Al Davis? [San Diego Union-Tribune]
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