Ronaldinho: the buck-toothed Brazilian who is known throughout the Spanish-speaking world as “Jar-Jar Binks”, is already in a heap of trouble because of his addiction to post-game partying. Reports have been funneled from Brazil to Italy through some newspaper we can’t read that Ronnie was partying until the wee hours of the morning last week after Brazil managed a draw with, ahem, Bolivia. Wouldn’t that incite a serious bout of partying in anyone?

Agencia Estado claims that following the match, Ronaldinho and several of his Brazil team-mates partied wildly in Rio de Janeiro deep into the early hours of Thursday morning.

This has reportedly infuriated Milan, who were hoping that Ronnie would end the partying ways that many believe caused his career at Barcelona to nosedive last term.

Ronaldinho held talks with Vice President Adriano Galliani yesterday, where he insisted to him that the reports were erroneous, and that he had only been out partying until 2am, and was in bed asleep (by himself) at 2:30am.

The kicker here is really that Ronaldinho gets $12.6 million a year through 2012 for being an irresponsible jackass. There’s no proof he did anything wrong, persay. But for a guy who’s gone from the top of the world in Barcelona (circa 2004-2006), getting a standing-O at the fucking Santiago Bernabeu and influencing more youngsters than Hulk Hogan could only imagine, his choices are the kind of reckless you’d expect from no-nothing hogwash reality tv “talent” you find in Hollywood. And everyone knows you burn a significant amount of fat during sleep because you’re not stuffing pork into your mouth, so he should really be getting more of it. But, what do we know?

Ronaldinho In Hot Water After Party Claims [Goal]