So how many people on this here internets believes O.J. Simpson is a lying sack of assassin poo? Well, we do. And we want this bastard to get his day in prison because, frankly, he killed two people fifteen years ago and he’s totally to blame for the influx of reality tv into mainstream society. Basically, he’s an asshole. So, when his trial started today — the one concerning that little bit of breaking-and-entering that occurred in Las Vegas over stolen memorabilia — portraying O.J. Simpson, in his own words, as an aggressive and belligerent man, we said “hell yes!”

A prosecutor told jurors Monday they will see “the true face” of O.J. Simpson at the former football star’s trial on armed robbery charges. Prosecutor Chris Owens began his opening statement by playing an audio recording of the confrontation and pointed out one voice barking commands: “Don’t let nobody outta here … stand the (expletive) up before it gets ugly in here.”

And by “before it gets ugly in here” he obviously meant…yeah. Here’s to another circus.

OJ Simpson trial opens with fallen football star’s own words [NY Daily News]