No, this isn’t a picture of Debbie Deb. It’s Sarah Palin, who was once Sarah Heath, and an Alaskan Channel 2 sports reporter in 1988, and is now the undisputed VP choice for John McCain and the Republican party. Who the heck would’ve known that any sports blog would get into some political discourse concerning the Alaskan governor, but behold vatos, here we are, dishing out the most critical point-of-view you’ll get anywhere in the country about Sarah Palin: she gives us the hots in the same way Tina Fey does and cholas used to. Oh yeah. But that’s about it. Check out some video of Palin dishing out the news, reporting on the Knicks and the Clippers getting handled and providing crucial commentary about sprinklers going off during a Mets/Dodgers Spring Training game. /Sigh. 1988. It was a good year, que no?

Sweet Lincoln’s Mullet! The Sarah Palin Sportscast Video Is Here [Deadspin]
Sarah Palin as sports news anchor [Buzzfeed]