Imagine being the British tow guy who had to pick up Wayne Rooney and his wife Colleen after their car died yesterday. Sure, it’s a stressful situation for anyone to be in, but you had two combustible factors at work—first, the car in question was her brand new Range Rover Sport V8, something that makes our heart ache. Second, it turns out Rooney had mistakenly put the wrong kind of gas in the car that made the engine peter out. So not only do you have a pissed off wife whose husband wrecked her $90K car, but that man is crazy Wayne Rooney. And he’s brooding and angry. In the backseat of your truck. We don’t know about you, but our eyes would be on that rear view mirror for most of the ride.

The footballer is said to have filled unleaded petrol into the WAG’s Range Rover Sport V8, which has a diesel engine. Wayne, 23, was forced to park the £90,000 vehicle along a hard-shoulder on the M62, minutes after leaving the pump.

‘It’s a busy section of the motorway and the traffic was running slow, so we got a good look,’ an onlooker tells the Daily Mirror. ‘The hazard lights were flashing on the car and Wayne was standing talking to a Highways Agency patrol driver. He looked pretty sheepish.’

So… who do you think gets an “accidental” kick to the nuts this week in practice, Ronaldo or Owen Hargreaves?

OMG! Wayne Rooney and Coleen rescued from motorway [nowmagazine.co.uk]
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