The months have passed without a significant streaker story to write about, but that all changes today with possibly one of the funniest (and a bit tragic) accounts of a nudie-enthusiast trucking through a soccer pitch. From Deadspin:

Nathan Roberts is a player on the Virginia B Grade Australian soccer team, but is sidelined due to “fluid in his lungs, pneumonia and an inflamed liver and spleen.” This didn’t stop him from streaking at a recent match between United and Hummocks Watchman Eagles, however. Watch the fun here as Roberts attempts a cartwheel, hits his head and knocks himself out.

Which obviously makes for some pixelated awesomeness. Check out the crappy video of a kid knocking himself out after the jump.

Another senseless streaking tragedy [Deadspin]
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