Anything that looks like a Taco Bell taco and has the crunch of a Tostitos shell is bad in our book when it comes to tacos. But a few Olympians aren’t going to shy away from any sort of endorsement money. Even if it means endorsing a meal correlated to serving stewed Styrofoam. Morgan Hamm, Paul Hamm and Shawn Johnson are Ortega’s new cheerleaders and why not? Any Latino would be ridiculed for the rest of their lives if they ever even mentioned the idea of an Ortega taco, but that’s not really the demographic the company is looking for. They want soccer rooms who are too busy to a roast a chicken or steam some broccoli for their kids. Sounds like we’re trying to pick a fight here, but we just hate hard-shell tacos, man. Commercial after the jump. Please, try and refrain from vomiting. Thanks.

Gymnast champions pushing tacos??? [YepYep]