Hey, vatos. Do you guys play golf? We sure as hell don’t. Unless “playing golf” means hitting balls off of our suburban parent’s house into the old people’s homes and downing a Colt Reserve 2-11 before every shot. But just in case you do [Ed note: like you, bro. Why do you like USC man? It’s time to stop that bullshit. And waking up at 7am to golf is hell. Hell!], then you’ve been doing it all wrong by carrying your own golf clubs…or making your little brother carry them. Instead, you should impress all of your friends by renting a really hot caddy from “Eye Candy Caddies.” Because, in this world, everything is for sale!

The gorgeous new solution for unforgettable golf days. Our exciting new business has enabled us to combine all of the experience we’ve gained during highly successful careers in modeling, sales and marketing and event management.

With an Eye Candy™ Caddy by your side, other golfers will be green with envy but our beautifully presented team of girls in their attractive uniforms are much more than just a pretty face.

Every Eye Candy™ Caddy has successfully completed our special Caddy training programme, managed by a golf professional and this includes understanding the etiquette of golf. Indeed,eye candy caddies many of our caddies are keen golfers themselves - and one even plays off a handicap of 2!

Well get to it, horndogs.

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