The pressure to publish is high for University professors which must explain an English psychologist at the University of Hertfordshire who aims to find out whether something called “random” dancing lowers a man’s chances with the opposite sex. But the fun part of this study is that you can participate! Dr Peter Lovatt—who is a former professional dancer (uh, biased much?)— has released a video illustrating the “random” style to which he refers in an effort to get men to identify whether they exhibit any of these unfortunate dance tendencies. Lovatt plans to test for pre-natal testosterone levels in women viewing such men who basically look like they’re having an epileptic fit.

The diagnostic video demonstration is below, but do we really need a study to answer this question? Hilarious work if you can get it, we guess.

Diagnosing your dancing style [BBC News]