



Oh this can’t be good for whoever’s going to become President next week. Wrestling duo The Heartbreak Express and upcoming wrass’ler Nick Fame decided to create the second international incident involving the nation of Panama and men wearing little spandex briefs. In June, WWE wrestlers Carlitos and Mr. Kennedy decided to smack against the host country by claiming they couldn’t tell the women from the men and calling it a cheap knock off or Puerto Rico (yeesh, talk about insults). Well, this time the independent team of the Express and Fame continued the face of the ugly American wrestlers by desecrating the Panamanian flag on national TV. No word on what happened to the flaming bag of dog poop they left on the front door of the President’s palace.
On the The Republic of Panama’s most watched morning television show, TU MAÑANA, in front of an estimated 5 million viewers the Heartbreak Express and their protégé Nick Fame made a statement… During a live on air interview, the wrestlers, took the flag of Panama and threw it on the ground and stomped on it.
The TV station manager where the incident happened at has contacted the US Embassy and is demanding that the Heartbreak Express and Nick Fame have their passports revoked and be banned from returning to the country. The PRESIDENT of Panama and the Chancellor of Panama have gotten involved along with the leading candidate to be the next president of the country in their upcoming election went on national television promising the people of Panama that the wrestlers would be punished.
Ooh, we guess they did get that flaming bag of dog poop… and the results weren’t pretty. By the way, if you were independent wrestlers, and you had to go wherever to bodyslam people to earn a living, why would you get kicked out of countries where you could live decently for the money you made getting your ass kicked outside a trailer park in Reno or the meth you transported across state lines to your next gig. Sometimes people just don’t make sense to us.
Earlier: The Panamanian Press Gets Punk’d By The WWE
Pro Wrestlers Cause Uproar in The Republic of Panama [Indy Wrestling News, via The Serious Tip]
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The GDP of Panama is less than the revanue of the WWE. Sad, but true.
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