Heads Up: Practice Safe Catapulting—Always Use A Helmet

Helmets? Check. Booze? Check. Human catapult by the lake? Double check. All right who’s ready to kill some brain cells and possibly lose a leg? [Spike]

Ricky Hatton is about to release a music single? Unless it’s called “Oi, Mayweather’s A Wanker,” we want no part of it. [The Angry T]
By virtue of days worked for the man, Al Davis-hater, former Raiders and current Denver coach Mike Shanahan says the Raider owner liked Lane Kiffin more than him. How much more? 34 days more. [The Sporting News]
Pity the Phillies’ Carlos Ruiz. He once said his favorite movie was Turner and Hooch, and from there it spun out of control. [Deadspin]
Ryan Braun showed his awesome power by bringing life into this world with one swing of his bat. [Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel]
This says Torrie Wilson still has it, and we’re in no position to argue. [Don Chavez]
How is it still legal for comely lasses to hold signs that say COCKS on it? Must be a South Carolina thing [Uncoached]