Heads Up: Someone Get This Kid A Baby Asprin
- Sometimes you know from an early age that you’re not cut out for athletic competition. Sometimes, it has to be shown to you, like in the form of getting faced by a point-after kick. [Spike]
- People are actually paying good money for artifacts from the soon-to-be-demolished Shea Stadium. We’ll get interested when someone finds and puts the team’s balls from the last two seasons up for bid. [Busted Coverage]
- Here are some TV shows that have replaced the leads with NBA players. We personally can’t wait for the Pauifornication episode when he starts getting into role playing. [Cuzoogle]
- Next time you’re told to cleanse your spirit in a lake to help your team, make sure there aren’t any crocodiles in said river. [With Leather]
- Si swimsuit cover model Marisa Miller straddles a Harley Davidson. We are so there… [Epic Carnival]
- A man whose wife was stuck on a toilet for two years has won the lottery twice this year. Yeah, we’re confused about karma and the circle of life, too. [Brahsome]
- For those who’ve been snipped since the beginning comes some relief for the foreskin. Or lack thereof. [Boing Boing]
- Girls Next Door star and Playboy Bunny Kendra Wilson gets to judge hot girls in biknis all day. I guess there’s no need for this Bikini Inspector’s badge anymore. [Hollywood Chaos]