While we were all waiting for the new Guy Ritchie movie RocknRolla, now we feel it’s our dude duty to go and support him now that that he and Madonna are reportedly going to call it quits. After months of speculation about a love spat that included the couple, the Yankees’ Alex Rodriguez and his wife, Lenny Kravitz and some dude named Dodd, the Sun UK is reporting the end is near for the close to eight-year marriage. Why?

A “highly-placed” but unnamed source quoted by the paper said that the pair “can now barely bring themselves to say two words to each other”.

Hey, just like A-Rod and Jeter! We wonder if Ms. Ciccone also sprays a can full of shaving cream in Ritchie’s underwear while he’s in the shower, too.

When Madonna first moved to the UK, she loved the idea of becoming an English rose. But slowly it turned sour… She doesn’t have many friends here and as she has turned 50 she has become very philosophical and started wondering what it’s all about.

Jesus, no wonder her and A-Rod got so close. Substitute “UK” for “New York,” “English Rose” for “Yankees” and “50” for “possibly gay” and you have the abridged version of Rodriguez’s last five years in the Bronx.

Earlier: Bam! Alex Rodriguez’s Late Night Visits To Madonna’s Apartment Revealed.
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Madonna and Guy to divorce - they can’t bear the pretence [Sun UK]
Image [Splash News/Sun UK]