Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• NFL: So when Bill Belichick runs up the score on Mike Shanahan, does nobody win? Matt Casell threw for three touchdowns and Sammy Morris ran for 138 yards and a touchdown, all of it in the first half for the victorious Patriots. The loss leaves Denver 4-3 and atop what may be the worst division in football, the AFC West. Patriots 41, Broncos 7 [Boston.com]
• NFL News: The San Francisco 49ers experiment with Mike Nolan is officially over. Awesome glasses-wearer Mike Singletary takes over the gig and hopefully will draft a quarterback with bigger hands. [ESPN]
• Soccer News: David Beckham is selling his Bentley, but you might have to widen the passenger side that was made to fit Posh’s bony ass. [The Beautiful Game]
• NBA News: Sasha Vujacic is back with the Lakers’ training camp after spraining his ankle on the first day. Hopefully he brought enough headbands for everyone! [Sporting News]
• Golf News: Who knew the first time Tiger Woods would take the course after the knee surgery that he’d be caddying for 59-year-old John Abel? We’re pretty sure Woods didn’t.[LA Times]
• MLB News: Would the A’s welcome back Jason Giambi to Oakland? Does a Raider fan shit in the parking lot before the Raider game?[SF Gate]
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