At one point in our lives, we’ve all had crushes on Madonna. It didn’t matter what your background or gender was, you kinda dug the Material Girl. Notice we’ve put these sentences in past tense. While we don’t knock her singing abilities, it’s not like she’s the sex bomb writhing around the boat in the “Like A Virgin” video, or the busty, curly-haired brunette in the “Like A Prayer” video. So what does Alex Rodriguez see in her? Reports are that he’s enthralled by meeting people who are bigger than life, which fascinates us—he’s a megawatt star in the prime of his career who’s a closet star-fucker. But there’s gotta be more than that. After reading all the anecdotal evidence provided by such hard hitting periodicals like the New York Post, Sun UK and The Daily Mail, we’ve boiled the list down to four possible reasons he’d shell out more than $80 million to live next door to the Material Girl and become the unholy alliance henceforth known as… Rodonna.

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