While some people who enjoy the comforts and company of artificial people like them a little more Total Recall and digital, there are some who like it keep it a little more old school when the values on main street were solid and unterroristic and the fake women were made out of mylar. For them, there’s the “This Is not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll.” After the jump, some of the finer points of this why you should buy this doll…

• Sarah Palin makes sexism sexy
• She’s the hottest thing to come out of Alaska in years
• Blow her up and show her how you’re going to vote
• Three ways to do this doll: mouth, pussy or ass

Apparently whoever made this doll up is in favor of a three party system.

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This Is not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll [Topco Sales]
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