What you would do if your Ex poured a “corrosive substance” on your brand new Porsche?

For EPL ref Mark Clattenburg, like is looking like could go two ways right now. The first is a disgraced-filled (and possibly jail-time pocked) life like NBA betting ref Tim Donaghy if the investigation he’s going through England’s Football Association finds that his fancy new car and “luxury” flat in London were gotten through ill gains. The second is actually more serious because his ex-girlfriend and business partner Susan Clegg could end up being the Yolanda Saldívar to his Selena. The above photo is proof that not even his ride, which she poured a “corrosive substance” over and eventually arrested for, was safe. What’s next? His pico? Seems like you have a fork in the road ahead of you, Clattenburg, crazy bitch horror show or 18 months in the slammer like Donaghy. This is why we’re happy with our cute girlfriend, Honda Fit and single in the “up and coming” neighborhood, thank you very much.

Ex ‘trashed referee’s Porsche’ [Sun UK]
Image [Sun UK]