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Former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Valeria Mazza Will Probably Be The Prettiest Girl In Argentine Jail

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Uh-oh, it seems that former Argentine model Valeria Mazza and her husband Alexander Gravier have been a couple of mañosos. According to the Argentinean IRS, the couple owe over 1.6 million Euros to the government for a combination of unpaid taxes and shady dealings. Not only didn’t they pay the taxes, they hired six people to perform services they never did to launder money through. Uh-oh, someone’s going to have to cancel their appointments once the court finishes reviewing the case. But how did they get caught? Because the government saw the numbers and checked it against their lifestyle and raised red flags. So note to all your amatuer money launderers out there, if you’re rolling around in Ferraris and buying million dollar homes, but only claim that you make $36K a year, expect a call from the IRS soon. Even sooner—like after the jump—more pictures of Mazza where you’ll understand how quickly and often she’s going to traded for a pack of smokes on the inside if she’s actually sent to jail.








Valeria Mazza, acusada de evasión fiscal [La Voz De Galicia]
Images [Sports Illustrated, Getty, Supermodels.nl]

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I have it on good authority that all women in Argentina look like her, so she’ll just blend into jail, right?

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