Heads Up: The Jiggling... It's Hypnotic...

Okay, we’re just going to give in and look at the boobs. I mean, that’s what’s festive about the whole thing, right? [Fan IQ, via Deadspin]

Jessica Biel… nude scene? The mind jiggles at the thought. [Don Chavez]
Why yes, I do shop at the Retarded Citizen’s Thrift Shop. That’s where I got this helmet. [Uncoached]
Guitar Hero III girls are some of the best girls in the world. [on205th]
Erin Andrews in 3D? We’ve already seen it… in our dreams. [Busted Coverage]
Rowdy Roddy Piper hopes his bingers help him through the day. “Just when you think you’ve got the answers, he went and changed the bong water.” [The Angry T]