Uh-oh, is David Beckham trying to ditch out of something again? First he was leaving the Galaxy for AC Milan (for the offseason, but stil…). Then last week we told you about David Beckham’s contract clause that would let him leave two years earlier than his contract led most of us to believe. Now, we’ve learned that Salma Hayek still hasn’t gotten a one-hour lesson that she paid $350 grand for to let the tatted great show her how to bend things with her foot.

Last February, the star of Frida and Desperado, among other films, forked over $350,000 at a charity auction for a one-hour soccer lesson with Beckham. So far, Hayek has yet to collect on her winning bid because of the pair’s busy schedules.

Hayek won her prize at an auction in New York City for the Raising Malawi nonprofit, co-founded by Madonna. Hayek reportedly outbid Vogue editrix Anna Wintour for the coveted private tutorial with Becks… Hayek has not revealed what specific part of her game was she hoping to improve when she finally receives her lesson.

We’re not sure, but it’ll certainly have some cheesy, romantic movie overtones. Watch as he shows her how to plant her leg and their his had accidentally brushes her thigh! Cry as he delivers his monologue that tries to win her back as she has dinner with her new man Matthew McConaughey! We’d rather watch Bandidas a painful second time, thank you very much.

Salma Hayek Has No Time To Bend It Like Beckham [Goal.com]
Image [LA Times]