'Member?: Carlos Tevez Can Score Goals, Too

Carling Cup: Well, that was quite an audition tape Carlos Tevez put together last night as his first hat trick at Man U helped the Red Devils beat Blackburn in Carling Cup play. Manchester United 5, Blackburn 3 [BBC]
NBA: Phil Jackson this his Bulls record of 72-10 is safe from this year’s Lakers. [LA Times]
Soccer: David Beckham wants to be known as a hard worker, which everyone outside of L.A. can agree with. [Fox Sports]
Soccer: Pele is the only athlete who could get a stadium named after him with King at the front and get away with it. [USA Today]
NFL: Ricky Williams misses Toronto. [Miami Herald]