Adriano’s stint at Sao Paulo may be over soon, so Inter hope a new and improved slug is ready to conquer the formidable presence of a cheating and whining an Italian defense. To think, Adriano is young enough to...

Adriano’s second chance at stardom is slowly fizzling at Sao Paolo after news broke out that the Brazilian club was consdering annulling Inter Milan’s loan agreement. It’s trite to state, but Adriano’s downhill spiral is a shame. Last week...

Adriano’s career is careening out of control. His latest dive (a residual characteristic picked up Italy) occurred this weekend when he decided to take matters into his own hands and head-butt a defender after he was taken down. Instead...

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Adriano’s luck hasn’t changed since moving from Inter Milan to Sao Paolo on loan this winter. Last week, Adriano was seen drinking and partying at a Brazilian pop concert (this is no good since he’s a self-confirmed drunk), with...

Adriano has been slumping for about a year now and Inter Milan had no other choice but to ship him off somewhere in order to restore his prowess as a striker. Club president Massimo Moratti believes that loaning Adriano...

Reports are circulating that alcoholic striker Adriano and fat man Ronaldo were seen partying at a pop concert in Rio this weekend. The duo were captured in photographs (which we are vehemently hunting down for your Christmas pleasure) with...

Adriano’s currently on a paid vacation in Sao Paulo, Brazil where he’s trying to recuperate from a year and a half’s worth of boozing and losing. The Brazilian striker was shipped to Brazil by Italian club Inter Milan in...

Adriano’s Italian playing days are over…at least for now. The 25 year-old Brazilian has been battling booze and lazy-assitis the last year and Inter Milan think it’s time for him to straighten up. His punishment prescription: Adriano is scheduled...

Inter Milan striker, Adriano, confessed to using that old Nyquil remedy to help himself catch some z’s. His time in Inter last year saw the Brazilian star drop out of the sky like a shit rocket out of a...

The translation of ‘loan’ usually means that a team doesn’t expect a player’s services to enhance their title chances. So when Inter Milan and Brazilian national team striker Adriano was linked to a move, it clearly underlined one thing:...