The Chicago Cubs are headed to their second-consecutive playoffs after clinching a playoff spot sometime this weekend. It might have been yesterday. Who really cares right? No one. Because we’re concerned with photos Deadspin uncovered this weekend of Alfonso...

Out of all the shmos that ever walked the earth, it pains us to think that Jose Canseco once had a sultry, I’ll-do-anything-for-a-hump Madonna on his lap pleading for some of his go-go racers. Yes, everything that Jose Canseco...

We underestimated the magnitude of the Alex Rodriguez affair with Madonna ordeal and now we’ve diverted to the twilight zone area known as “Um, Are you seriously serious,m man?” We didn’t believe it yesterday when our Debbie-Deb hating sister...

We could see the juice dripping from the Alex Rodriguez/Madonna affair story when we hit publish yesterday. And sure enough, this morning there’s news from US Weekly (via Guanabee) that A-Rod spent late nights cooped up in Madonna’s Manhattan...

Our chola sister at Guanabee turned us onto some story earlier today about Alex Rodriguez reportedly mingling with Madonna’s torpedo bras. That is, they might be having an affair. We don’t keep tabs on Madonna but it turns out...

When reports came tumbling out about Roger Clemen’s promiscuity and adultery, a few things didn’t make sense to us. Simply, if he was on roids, how in the world did he get it up with all of these girls?...