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MondayFebruary112008

'Member? Real Madrid Thrash Valladolid.

Whas Happened In Sports This Weekend La Liga: How many adjectives can you think of that would describe Real Madrid’s drubbing of Valladolid? Real Madrid 7, Valladolid 0. [CNN] African Cup of Nations: Egypt is crowned the best in...

FridayFebruary082008

'Member? Shaq-Less Dwayne Wade Is Senseless

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: It looks like Dwayne Wade is chasing a runaway chicken. Miami drops it’s 21st game. S-k-i-i-i-d. Miami Heat 84, Philadelphia 76ers 101. [AFP] African Cup of Nations: Egypt indulge in some deja...

TuesdayFebruary052008

'Member? Hedo Turkiglu Is Good, But The Dallas Mavericks Are Better.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: The Dallas Mavericks stuff the Orlando Magic and Hedo Turkoglu’s triple-double. Dallas 107, Orlando 98. [AFP] African Cup of Nations: Cameroon win in extra time, 3-2, against a tough Tunisia team. Samuel...

FridayFebruary012008

'Member? Barcelona Win, Lakers Lose And Diouf Can't Play Anymore.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Del Rey: “Titi” gives Barcelona some extra life in the Copa. Villareal 0, FC Barcelona 1. [Canadian Press] NBA: Lamar Odom is no Kobe Bryant. Detroit Pistons 90, Los Angeles Lakers 89....

WednesdayJanuary302008

'Member? Can We Shut Up About Kevin Keegan Now?

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night All the blogs, Newcastle fanatics and pot-heads were praising the return of coach Kevin Keegan to Newcastle. Shhhhh. Arsenal 3, Newcastle 0. [Telegraph UK] NBA: How will the Miami Heat end a 15...

TuesdayJanuary292008

'Member? At This Point, The San Antonio Spurs Are As Intimidating As An Infant.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: You can’t save the Alamo when you’re on a 9 game road trip. San Antonio fizzle against Utah. Long live the spirit of that puny ass fool, John Stockton. Utah Jazz 97,...

FridayJanuary252008

'Member? Down Goes Roger Federer.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Australian Open: How do you say “ah shucks” in Swiss-German? Roger Federer loses in straight sets 7-5, 6-3, 7-6 (7-5). [Xinhua] African Cup Of Nations: Luck is on your side when you’ve got...

ThursdayJanuary242008

'Member? There Was A Soccer Stampede Last Night.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Soccer Roundup African Cup of Nations: Late heroics save Tunisia, but what is more fascinating is that the game took place in a city named Tamale. Diouf was nowhere to be found. Tunisia2,...

WednesdayJanuary232008

African Cup Of Nations Is On!

So we missed the beginning of the African Cup of Nations. But Group D commences today so were not that far behind. This is, hands down, the most exciting tournament outside of the World Cup. Who Ate All The...

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