Because we know you’re so eager to catch up on the latest Alex Rodriguez/Madonna news. It’s been about three weeks since we last wrote on the allegedly-screwing-but-no-one-knows-for-sure duo, so we thought an update was necessary. Turns out Alex Rodriguez...

Everyone has been speculating as to how much dough Cynthia Rodriguez stands to gain from her inevitable divorce from Alex Rodriguez. Considering he’s the richest baseball player in the history of the league, Cynthia is sure to be receiving...

Following standard adultery cases involving really really famous people, a really sleazy man has revealed to the media that he has a “romping” sex-tape that involves “Material Girl” Madonna and Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez. Why is the possibility of...

Alex Rodriguez is known throughout the sports world as the richest ball player that ever lived. He’s also known as one of the greatest hitters that ever lived. Also, he’s known for his less than impressive performances in the...

Taunting is the greatest way for a fan to get into a rival opponents head. Some of the best can curb the storm, but others will leap into stands and pummel a heckler (Yo, Artest. What up?) This was...

A former stripper who claims to have sex with Alex Rodriguez twice in 2004 has come out in support of Cynthia Rodriguez’s recent divorce filing against her husbo of five years. Candace Houlihan, a one-time pole dancer turned hair...

We underestimated the magnitude of the Alex Rodriguez affair with Madonna ordeal and now we’ve diverted to the twilight zone area known as “Um, Are you seriously serious,m man?” We didn’t believe it yesterday when our Debbie-Deb hating sister...

When MLB decided to honor Yankee Stadium in its last season by holding this year’s All-Star game there, they thought they were getting the whole package. We’re not talking about Ruth or Gehrig’s ashes, but the Yankee stars in...

We could see the juice dripping from the Alex Rodriguez/Madonna affair story when we hit publish yesterday. And sure enough, this morning there’s news from US Weekly (via Guanabee) that A-Rod spent late nights cooped up in Madonna’s Manhattan...

Our chola sister at Guanabee turned us onto some story earlier today about Alex Rodriguez reportedly mingling with Madonna’s torpedo bras. That is, they might be having an affair. We don’t keep tabs on Madonna but it turns out...

Someone needs to smack MLB referees for blowing yet another call during a game. Alex Rodriguez was robbed of his virginity of a homerun last night during the Yankees game against Baltimore. It appeared that a hard hit flyball...

Alex Rodriguez has gone ahead and recorded a message to be played after Manny Ramirez hits his 500th career home run (he’s at 498, not that he’s cognizant of it). But this message doesn’t contain the words “douche,” “asshat”...

Out of all the people that Alex Rodriguez could at least hope wouldn’t criticize him publicly, you’d hope that his wife Cynthia would be on the top of the list. Apparently it’s time to make a new list because...

Sure, some people may say Alex Rodriguez isn’t the brightest bulb burning, but what do they know? They’re poor! Well, at least players for the Florida Marlins, whose entire opening day roster will make seven million dollars less that...

There are precious few qualities you look for in a friend. Things like loyalty and knowing when to shut the hell up. Unfortunately for Alex Rodriguez, he picked a doozy of a BFF in Mike Borzello. Borzello, who was...

Newsday caught up to New York Yankees third-baseman Alex Rodriguez and questioned him about Jose Canseco’s recently leaked accusations (like, six hours ago) that Rodriguez was a steroid user and also someone who wanted to sleep with Canseco’s wife....

Deadspin kingpin Will Leitch uncovered a source that offers some spoilers from Jose Cansesco’s new book: “Vindicated: Big Names, Big Liars, and The Battle to Save Baseball.” (They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom!)...

Someone needs to notify SkySports that the only ball slugger that falls apart in the most crucial moments of play by the nickname of “A-Rod” is Alex Rodriguez, not Andy Roddick. We know they share a knack for circumventing...

Alex Rodriguez loves to exaggerate. He likes to exaggerate his worth, his ego and his talent. He also likes to commodify exaggeration when it comes to talking about how many times he was tested for steroids last year, which...

Derek Jeter may be a ladies man in New York City, but some virgins researchers at the University of Pennsylvania took three years worth of statistical data to determine Jeter the worst shortshop in baseball. Federal grants are awesome...

The Wizard of Odds blog is running a poll to see which cheap shot in football is the worst of the year. We can’t help but choose this chop block on LSU’s Glen Dorsey. He’s going to the NFL...

Professional athletes don’t like to be followed around by random people because they usually end up either dead or slapped with a paternity suit. But Alex Rodriguez is cut from a different cloth. The Yankee third basemen has found...

Machochip launched a measly two months ago, but we’re coming out in 2008 with a rocket stuffed in our pants. The Big Lead recently posted “What’s In and What’s Out for 2008” and we thought we could come up...

When Jose Canseco released his steroid tell-all Juiced in 2004, everyone called him a self-absorbed, washed up ball player who was just seeking attention. Now, with all the hububb around the Mitchell Report and Canseco being vindicated, he’s decided...

When Alex Rodriguez was a wee young lad of 24, his agent at the time, one Scott Bor-ass, was trying to obtain a record breaking contract that would make Rodriguez the highest-paid player in baseball history. It worked. What...

Alex Rodriguez has called Jose Canseco a dirty stinkin’ liar. He’s not the first, and certainly not the last, but last night’s 60 Minutes interview where A-Rod denied ever used steroids flew in the face of Canseco’s no-proof damning...

We found another reason to torture you with Jose Canseco nipple pics. The former bash-brother was stunned when he caught a whiff of the “Mitchell Report” yesterday and Alex Rodriguez’s name wasn’t on the list. It’s cool Jose, we’re...

Alex Rodriguez doesn’t appear to be on the “Mitchell Report’s” list of ball-shrinkers, but he’ll be on a New York Yankees roster for the next decade. The Rodmeister completed his record-breaking $275 million, 10 year deal with the Yankees...

Baseball won’t last forever for Alex Rodriguez. The $270 million he’s reportedly getting from the New York Yankees will only last about, like, three decades or something. No one can ever count on under $300 million. So the guy...

In professional sports, anyone can be rich, but only a chosen few can be glamorous. We’ve compiled a list of the ten most fashionable A-list players in the world, who have turned their sports stardom into a glam-rock show....

CBS announcer Steve Beuerlein got caught calling USC football players a bunch of thugs coming back from commercial. Well, it’s a lot better than what they were calling them after that whole OJ mess. [Awful Announcing] Get out the...

Everyone knew Alex Rodriguez was a guarantee for American League MVP. If you didn’t know, then you either have a meth addiction, or you’re not into sports so you probably wouldn’t be reading this sentence anyway. Rodriguez, currently in...

After all the commotion, the apologies, and the rumors, it looks like the Yankees and Alex Rodriguez are moments away from a new deal. The New York Times is reporting that Steinbrenner senior’s lackeys are closing in on the...

Check out the circled spot for the granny giving Manchester United’s Ryan Giggs the one fingered salute. See, this is why we tell our mom we want Grandma over all the time. [The Offside Rules] Uh, oh, the shiz...

A-Rod’s not greedy, he’s just trying to feed his family… really expensive food. [YouTube, via Deadspin] The Denver Broncos running back Travis Henry was backed by his team against drug allegations—after he passed the drug and lie detector tests....

This year’s Major League Baseball winter meeting, where all the teams’ General Managers meet up to make trades and get expense things like $700 steaks, is playing like a coming out party for Alex Rodriguez and his contract. But...

A player must really be on the fence if he’s willing to walk away from $16 million. That’s the scenario facing Yankees pitcher Andy Pettitte, who declined an option that would’ve paid him that amount. His agent claims the...

Miguel Cabrera is leaving the Florida Marlins… to make room for Alex Rodriguez? Considering Rodriguez made as much as the entire Marlins roster last year, it seems unlikely. [Palm Beach Post] The knucklehead who brushed AC Milan goalie Dida...

Fresh from the Yankees laughing at his $350 million asking price, Alex Rodriguez’s option B is seemingly to head for Boston. Yes, the place where half the team wants to literally beat his ass (see picture) and everyone in...

Let’s ask a simple question. What would you pay a player who has zero, nada, zilch games in the World Series; and has a mediocre .276 career post-season batting average? Sources report that agent Scott Boras and Alex Rodriguez...

And we thought the most fun we could have at the supermarket was redeeming coupons. [The Beautiful Game] Chivas USA goalkeeper Brad Guzan has taken the prize for the MLS’ best goalkeeper, allowing only 28 goals the entire season....

Super agent Scott Boras’ announcement that Alex Rodriguez was opting out of his contract during the World Series has gotten major heat. Unfortunately for them, it wasn’t the kind they were hoping for. Instead of making Rodriguez’s revelation exciting,...

Alex Rodriguez has opted out of his insanely lucrative contract with the New York Yankees, inevitably closing the door on a historical era in the Bronx. Oh, wait, he’s just been there a few years and has never won...

In a perfect world, Diego Maradona wouldn’t have cheated his way to World Cup glory in 1986 and A-Rod would always be a Yankee. A-Rod’s situation is yet to be determined because he wants to rake in more dough....

Sometimes we just want to rant at your expense. So let’s just make this simple: there is hardly anything Alex Rodriguez can do at this point that will make even the most fickle of Bronx fans shun him from...