When Los Angeles Dodgers’ OF Andruw Jones ripped fans for questioning his weight, productivity, batting average, commitment to success, dedication, etc, we knew our voodoo doll karma would saunter in and lay the smack down. Actually, we envisioned Jones’...

Los Angeles Times columnist T.J. Simers likes to use the word “Tubbo” when he describes Dodgers outfielder Andruw Jones [Ed note: Let’s get this dude a Machochip application]. Jones is the size of a Marina Del Rey Humpback whale...

UPDATE: Nomar Garciaparra spared the humiliation of being a ball-shrinker. He has not been named in the Mitchell Report, but sources close to Machochip (i.e. a psychic) confirm that he’ll spend a considerable amount of time on the disabled...

We know a thing or two about Los Angeles. So nothing pleased us more about Andruw Jones recent Blue-Crew transfer than picking out those places that will probably lead him to scandal, infamy and a future benching. We can...

Reports on Wednesday confirmed that Atlanta Braves centerfielder Andrew Jones would no longer be rockin’ tomahawk chops. The 30 year old has signed a two year, $36 million deal with the Los Angeles Dodgers, and hopes to add a...