So there’s a Congressional hearing that just ended involving Roger Clemens, Brian McNamee and a panel of grossly overpaid Congressdudes. Our enthusiasm on the matter is parallel to signing up for a colonoscopy. Yeah. You get it. However, there...

It seems that Houston is in the midst of Interliga Fevah, and the Houston Chronicle sends the reporter with the highest bland:cute:clueless ratios we’ve ever seen. Our favorite moment is when she asks the Pumas fan carrying the big...

The Roger Clemens 60 Minutes interview in which he possibly revealed to have been a cokehead was on last night, and it’s hard to say we respect the man any more this morning. Not only did he reject the...

Mariano Rivera admires teammate Andy Pettitte’s recent admission that he took H.G.H. in 2003 for an injury. Frankly, we don’t even know why there’s such an uproar. It was two days. A four year old’s asthma inhaler probably contains...

It didn’t take too long for the “Mitchell Report” to elicit guilt-driven apologies from guys that consciously tried to shrink their gonads. New York Yankees pitcher Andy Pettitte had been named in the report as a user of H.G.H.;...

A player must really be on the fence if he’s willing to walk away from $16 million. That’s the scenario facing Yankees pitcher Andy Pettitte, who declined an option that would’ve paid him that amount. His agent claims the...