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TuesdayJune172008

Nazi War Criminal Watch Trumps Hooligan Watch at Euro 08

Wow, it looks like all the hooligan fascists hanging out in front of soccer stadiums aren’t all wannabe jerk-offs. Milivoj Asner, a 95-year-old former police chief for the Nazi-controlled Croatian government back in W-W-II and current Austrian resident, was...

MondayJune162008

Topless Austrian and German Women Give A Better Preview Than Any Analyist

We can’t stand when websites preview sporting events using video game simulators. Until real life competitors are able to use cheat codes that aren’t steroids, those are completely useless. We prefer what they did yesterday to preview today’s Germany-Austria...

ThursdayJune122008

Austria Draw With Poland And Ivica Vastic Better Be Thirsty

Austria and Poland just wrapped up the second game of Euro 2008 action with a draw. The Austrians came out firing in the first half, with Martin Harnik firing in the 11th minute only to miss wide. He had...

WednesdayJune112008

One Lucky Austrian Player Will Be Guaranteed Alcoholism For Life

Being a co-host of Europe’s most prestigious soccer tournament comes with big perks. Namely, Austria’s national soccer team qualified by default for the tournament. More importantly, this is the first time the country will ever be involved in the...

WednesdayJune042008

Salzburg, Austria Is Hoping For A Lot Of Red Cards During Euro 2008

Fans in Salzburg, Austria are getting ready for Euro 2008 by putting little soccer balls in their store windows, dressing up in traditional Alpine garb and, of course, one little bar is saluting locals favorite pastime (drinking) by giving...

MondayJune022008

There Aren't Any Commie Stars Underneath The Croatian Coat Of Arms

There’s been another national trademark blunder in soccer. Yet, instead of singing the wrong national anthem, an Austrian souvenir shop in Vienna decided to place the wrong coat of arms on the Croatian’s national team soccer jersey. What’s the...

TuesdayMay062008

Austrians Take Their Losses Differently Than Other Countries Do

When we think of the song “Singin’ In The Rain,” two things come to mind—Fred Astaire traipsing in a downpour, or Roddy McDowell kicking the crap out of the old man in A Clockwork Orange. Now we have a...

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