Would it be coarse to say Jose Molina won’t be doing any humping on hump day? Ha. Of course, but it’s never stopped us. This is from Monday night’s Texas Rangers/New York Yankees game and it’s a clear representation...

David Beckham and the Galaxy went heads up with D.C. United yesterday and lost miserably. Only consolation for them is knowing that David Beckham’s kicks still have enough to knock the daylights out of an opposing player. New stratagem,...

When reports came tumbling out about Roger Clemen’s promiscuity and adultery, a few things didn’t make sense to us. Simply, if he was on roids, how in the world did he get it up with all of these girls?...

Let’s beat the shit out of the perennial steroid denial drum a bit more, shall we? Next in line for the drum circle: Sugar Shane Mosley. Sugar (can we call you Sugar?) is trying to discredit BALCO founder and...

Well, some people may think that a film about grown men injecting testosterone into their asses may fall into the soft porn category. It’s not us, but, you know, if you’re into that sort of thing then you may...

Screw the steroids! Miguel Tejada could see himself swinging at Dominican curveballs for the rest of his baseball career if the federal government of these United States de America have anything to say about the matter. Since Tejada is...

Did you know there are congressional hearings going on today concerning steroids and baseball? You didn’t? Well, this just in. Miguel Tejada, you are the grand prize winner of a luxury, all expenses paid by the federal government, incursion...

The kind of immunity you attain when gaining access into a prestigious club like the Hall of Fame must be wonderful. Long-time nominee, and Yosemite Sam lookalike, Goose Gossage, was the lone inductee to Major League Baseball’s Hall of...

Roger Clemens is, like, the most talked about athlete today. The rumors were circulating that former New York Yankees trainer, and personal steroid guru Brian McNamee, would sue Roger Clemens for defamation. Well they don’t call “The Rocket”, um,...

Roger Clemens is set to take the stage in front of a national audience this Sunday during an already recorded interview to be broadcast on CBS’ reality series on old people called “60 Minutes.” Screw you, we can have...

You bet on baseball? Who cares. Guys were cheating by injecting drugs into their ass cheeks and getting away with it for decades. It was only a matter of time until legendary cheat-a Pete Rose spoke on the recent...

It didn’t take too long for the “Mitchell Report” to elicit guilt-driven apologies from guys that consciously tried to shrink their gonads. New York Yankees pitcher Andy Pettitte had been named in the report as a user of H.G.H.;...