It seems that Carlos Tevez is pretty sad. Crowd: How sad is he? He’s so sad, that when Diego Maradona came to talk to him about playing for the Argentine national team, all the forwrd could talk about was...

While this is far from the prettiest goal of the day (which, we may remind you, is not the point of this post), this caught our eye because it has two masters at work. Henry’s slowing down (admit it,...

Forget all this humbug talk about Lionel Messi’s head being full of Diego Maradona. He and his Barca teammates took to a soggy field at La Rosaleda against Malaga and completely blew them away, showing that nothing short of...

The future certainly seems bright for Barcelona, doesn’t it? Their kids are hitting on all cylinders as shown last night in their 5-0 drubbing of Swiss side Basel in Champions League play. Catalonian Bojan Krkic knocked in two, but...

A lot of managers would’ve been burned at the stake if they rested two of their biggest stars while trying to catch up to the number one spot. But that’s what Barcelona’s Pep Guardiola did when he sat Lionel...

As we mentioned in our round-up, the Barcelona squad decided to open up a can of whoop ass on Atletico Madrid Saturday night. And while we usually reserve this spot for one goal of the day, we feel that...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB: It took them 12 innings, but the LA Angels stopped the bleeding against the Boston Red Sox last night. Erick Aybar hit a single in the top of that frame to knock...

Um, hey Shakhtar Donetsk defenders… who’s got Messi? You know, arguably the best player in the world? Yeah, that guy. The Argentine made what’s probably the easiest goal in his career (at least in torque) when the Donetsk keeper...

MLB:Okay, Cubs fans. We’re going out on a limb and say that it wasn’t a goat curse that made your team lose last night. It was the three straight walks given up by Ryan Dempster and the James Loney...

Cleber Goal Wisla Krakowby Machochip Everyone knew it would be an uphill battle when Wisla Krakow was scheduled to take on Spanish super club FC Barcelona in the qualification round of the Champions League. And when Barcelona went up 4-0...

Barcelona—the team, not the city—must be in a pretty cranky mood today. You have to be any time you A) lose a battle with your league and B) thoughts of this happening to your most prized player while not...

This past weekend, the Brazilian Olympic committee made some big news when they announced both Ronaldinho and Robinho would be joining the soccer team to help the nation of asses capture their first futbol gold medal. Well, the problem...

“Agents agree to terms” is always a phrase that’s regularly tossed around throughout transfer rumors and we don’t like it one bit. But, news out of London has us scratching our noggins and wondering what in the world Giovanni...

We want every New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox fan to pucker up their ears: the biggest rivalry in the world isn’t between your two teams. It’s between Real Madrid and Barcelona. And they clashed yesterday at Real...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night La Liga: Since Real Madrid were already crowned champions, El Clasico didn’t carry much of the flair from years past, but the allure of seeing Lionel Messi V Raul and Henry V Marcelo...

Our friends at The Spoiler tipped us about a soccer story full of deceit, mystery and sex shock. And it’s not about Nereida Gallardo. It turns out that Barcelona midfielder Ronaldinho underwent a secret physical examination at the Delfos...

He’s totally distracted. The game’s currently in the 63rd minute and Lionel Messi was subbed out for Bojan KrKic. Get to a television, quick! Updates after the jump. Video [YouTube]...

UPDATE: We’re numb nuts. Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo aren’t even starting. But Carlos Tevez and Ryan Giggs should still make it exciting, meaning Roma totally has a chance to upset now! We’re not entirely sure how the sequence...

It’s been a grueling month for us because soccer is our number one and living without Champions League play is like living without sex: truly, and utterly, unbearable. We’ve been harvesting our energy for today and now we’re only...

Here’s Edison Miranda knocking David Banks into the ropes… literally. We love that Banks is so dazed, the ref has to come over after that and guide Banks onto the stool. Hey ref, how’s about you call that fight...

If you’re looking for greener pastures, just head down to your local soccer pitch. Recently, Spain has given away citizenship to soccer athletes like strip joint flyers are handed out on the Las Vegas strip. It seems that allegiance...