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ThursdayOctober092008

Heads Up: Halloween+Costumed Cheerleaders Is Always A Good Time

Here are a few Tampa Bay Bucs cheerleaders—including number seven on our hottest Latina NFL Cheerleader list, Tiffany—going to a Halloween haunted house at Busch Gardens. We would make a candy joke here, but that would just make us...

MondayJuly282008

Heads Up: Bayern Munich Is Really Proud Of It's New Uniforms.

Bayern Munich revealed their latest kits for the 2008/2009 season via pyrotechnics and gorgeous models dancing and flailing their arms like if Absynthe had possessed them. The only thing left out of the celebration was the nudity. Come on!...

TuesdayJune172008

Goal Of The Day: Michael Ballack's Pure German Days.

Michael Ballack was ecstatic about his national team’s victory against Austria yesterday. He was a few words short of calling Austria a bunch of cocky dickheads, but we knew what he was talking about when he stated “they were...

FridayMay232008

Goal Of The Day: Zvjezdan Misimovic's Bullet Against Bayern Munich.

That’s a lovely first name, isn’t it? Since it’s Friday, and we’ve been scouring the net for a goal that will excavate any sort of appreciation from you, we’re going to settle with this one because it’s all sunny...

ThursdayDecember202007

'Member? You Need To Try Harder, Boston.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: Chauuuuncey! Chauuuuuncey! Maybe Boston’s just trying to ease into greatness. Detroit 87, Boston 85. [AFP] Copa Del Rey: 12th string Real Madrid team scrambles for a 1-1 draw against Alicante. Starters were...

ThursdayDecember132007

Heads Up: His Name is Steve, But We Call Him Snaggs Now

This clip rules, not only because Steve Nash shows off his recently-acquired chipped tooth, but because of Michele Tafoya acting as if he just grew a second head right in front of her. [YouTube] German goalkeeper Oliver Kahn got...

WednesdayDecember122007

German Goalkeeper Oliver Kahn Needs To Speak Your Language To Do His Job

It must be a drag for a club as big as Bayern Munich to be playing in the not good enough Uefa Cup instead of the Champions League this year. After a dismal start to their Bundesliga season, the...

TuesdayNovember132007

Getting Hit In The Crotch Never Felt So Good

VfB Stuttgart player Mario Gómez scored a goal this weekend with his penis. No word if the penis will take all the credit, or if Gómez will attribute the goal to God. “The Penis Of God?” Doesn’t have much...

FridayNovember092007

Member? Because There's More Than Just Champions' League

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Sudamericana: River Plate and Arsenal played to a 0-0 draw. No streakers were involved. [Espn Deportes] MLS Playoffs: No more worrying about spell checking Cuauhtemoc. New England Revolution beat Chicago Fire, 1-0...

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