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ThursdayNovember062008

Watchale! Coors Light Wants To Know How You Stay Cool

Coors Light, which was amazingly named the best light beer in America a few weeks back, has launched a new contest that focuses like a laser beam on the growing Latino beer drinkers market. At a newly launched website,...

TuesdayOctober282008

Free Taco! Sorta Free Beer!

If you’re looking for food, and you’d rather not pay for it, then today is your big day. Thanks to Tampa Bay Rays shortstop Jason Bartlett Game 1 steal of second base, Taco Bell is offering anyone who’d like...

TuesdayOctober142008

Heads Up: Call Of Duty 5 Trailer Makes Us-Nay, Forces Us-To Count The Days Until It's Unleashed

We play Call of Duty 4 so much, we feel it was only yesterday that it was released. That’s why when the trailer for the follow up was released, we were all “but we’re not done playing with 4...

TuesdayOctober142008

Our Greatest Light Beer Is Coors Light, According To Judges Who Apparently Never Tasted It

You know how fond Europeans are of poking fun at American beer? Given the results of this past weekend’s Great American Beer Festival, they have every right to laugh at us. If you were asked to pick the best...

WednesdaySeptember032008

Could The Owner of EPL's Newcastle Team Be Fined For Drinking A Beer?

Now we’ve heard it all. Kevin Ashley, the billionaire owner of EPL’s Newcastle Magpies, might be in trouble with the law because he was drinking a beer during his team’s 3-0 defeat at Arsenal this past weekend. Apparently the...

ThursdayAugust282008

Heads Up: Because Dimitar Berbatov Won't Pay For Himself

Puppet Jose Mourinho has come back to Setanta to kick his brand of Portuguese knowledge. This time, he brings us a special video to help the poor, unfortunate Dimitar Berbatovs out there who need a home. Help, and you...

TuesdayAugust262008

Mexican Drugtrafficking "Legend" Jesus Malverde Inspires A New Type Of Beer

You know how some cultural references get lost in translation? Describing someone as “La Leche” in Spain means they’re cool. A teenager telling his crew in the States that his skateboard is “the shit” could be construed by foreigners...

TuesdayAugust052008

Machogear: Beer Belt For The Bottle Slinging Master.

One thing we hate about gathering with friends to watch a game at someone’s packed house during a potluck party is the fact that we can’t carry two plates of food and a beer. Nope. It’s basically impossible when...

FridayMarch072008

Some Guy In Texas Decorated His House With Beer Cans, His Name Is Robert Paulson John Milkovisch

Legacy is important to all of us. If you were as clever as John Milkovisch, your legacy wouldn’t be rooted as the nerd, the smelly guy, or the pervert (unless you purposefully aimed for that) in high school. Instead,...

ThursdayJanuary242008

Heads Up: Now That's Just Demoralizing.

Here’s the fastest goal in La Liga history, courtesy of Valladolid’s Joseba Llorente. And if were to do what analysts do when a guy hits three home runs on opening day, we’re going to calculate this game’s final combined...

FridayDecember282007

We're Not Down With The New Rugby Drinking Game: Chug It And Plug It

Back in our college days, we used to date a rugby player whose hazing was rather disgusting: she had to drink beer out of every teammate’s boot. That’s why this story doesn’t surprise us. An Australian rugby player had...

MondayNovember122007

Beer But Not Liquor/If You Want To Rehydrate Quicker

In news that would make basketball players like Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzki happy (wonderfully pictured on the left), Spanish scientists discovered that drinking a beer after a workout helps the body retain liquids better than water. Also, the...

MondayOctober152007

Australian Rugby Fans Duped By Their Own "Don't Ask, Just Drink" Rule

Turns out the French have some ludicrous law that forbids alcohol distribution at sporting stadiums, so this year’s Rugby World Championships are as dry as abuela’s teta. It was a shock to two drunkards from Australia who caught the...

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