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TuesdayNovember042008

Heads Up: We Would Totally Vote For A Calrissian/Chewbacca Ticket

See more funny videos at Funny or Die If you don’t do it for Lando and Chewy, do it for the poor Taun-Tauns on Hoth. [Funny or Die]...

MondaySeptember222008

Jana Ina Is A Brazilian Model Holding A Soccer Ball

Jana Ina is a Brazilian actress, former Miss Brazil and a former Miss Intercontinental beauty queen. She’s also posing with a soccer ball in these photos which makes her Monday morning relevant. If you don’t think so, then maybe...

MondaySeptember152008

Ralph Magazine Rocks Swimwear Calendar

Latinos enjoy looking at girls in bikinis swimwear collections, right? Of course they do. If they didn’t, Lowrider magazine (one of the greatest magazines in the history of magazines) wouldn’t have been around for so long. Well, our pacific-rim...

FridaySeptember052008

Michael Phelps Is In Las Vegas, Perfecting His Butt-Grip

Radar was stalking Michael Phelps in Las Vegas last night and got the “Sin Verguenza!” shot that we all dream of getting when he hit up ritzy, boobie-infested, club in Sin City. Looks like Phelps is truly living the...

TuesdaySeptember022008

Leryn Franco Has New Photos, Whoopie!

We take four days off to go on vacation in order to lessen the possibility of a brain hemorrhage induced by blogging, and in that time someone else discovers new photos of Paraguayan javelin tosser, Leryn Franco? Well, there’s...

WednesdayAugust272008

Hottie Of The Week: "Death Race" Gal Natalie Martinez.

Natalie Martinez is a Cuban-American actress known for her appearance on some show by the name of “Fashion House.” You’re probably not even reading this are you? Hey, snap out of it. You can see her all you want...

ThursdayAugust212008

Leryn Franco Revisited Because We Just. Can't. Look. Away.

It appeared as though the Olympic love affair with Paraguayan javelin thrower Leryn Franco had come to a close after she finished a dismal second to last in the first round two days ago. Yeah, we didn’t really watch...

MondayAugust182008

The Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Unveil Their 2009 Calendar Via Sexy Catwalk

It’s almost time for NFL fanatics to designate each and every Sunday, Monday nights, sometimes Thursday and Saturday to unabashed obsessiveness over football. So what better way to commemorate the commencement of grid-iron fanaticism than profiling the Miami Dolphins...

MondayAugust182008

Brazil's Anna Paula Connelly Can Spike Us Anytime...What?!

While other sites have been showcasing any nude boobie affiliated with the Olympics, we’ve been keen to isolate those Latina hotties competing in the most exciting games since Jesse Owens took four gold in 1936. Our newest addition came...

FridayAugust152008

Anna Kournikova: Obsolete Tennis Player, Thriving Model.

Contrary to belief that athlete’s need to manage great gains on the field to increase endorsement dividends off the field, Anna Kournikova completely thrashes the concept of extraordinary athlete=tons of dough. See, she’s what you call a fluke: a...

MondayAugust112008

Shocker: Paraguayan Javelin Thrower Leryn Franco Is Also A Model.

We’re almost certain you haven’t tapped out on gorgeous Olympians just yet. Meet Leryn Franco. She’s a 26 year old Paraguayan javelin thrower with two Olympic competitions under her lovely belt. She’s also a former runner-up in the Miss...

TuesdayAugust052008

Bia And Branca Feres Are Into Synchronized Swimming, Synchronized Spooning

Meet Brazilian synchronized swimming twins Bia and Branca Feres. They were recently on the cover of VIP magazine and have been making a splash in the “really hot athletes we should watch at this year’s Olympics” category since blogs...

ThursdayJuly242008

Mexican Weather Girl Mayte Carranco Voted Hottest Weather Girl In The World

The people (mostly guys) have spoken and the “Hottest Weather Girl In The World” title has been given to Mexico’s Mayte Carranco. The Monterrey beauty is the weather gal for Televisa Monterrey and she’s also a singer, aspiring actress...

WednesdayJuly232008

Update: FIFA Beach Soccer World Cup Girls Do The African Anteater Ritual Dance

Fifa Beach Soccer Girls Danceby Machochip These girls are really into their bikini dancing, but we have to disclose that they totally stole their moves from Patrick Dempsey (Grey’s Anatomy) in “Can’t Buy Me Love.” Oh yeah, the African Anteater...

TuesdayJuly222008

Beach Soccer Girls Amp Up FIFA Beach Soccer World Cup

The FIFA Beach Soccer World Cup has been underway since July 17 (and will go through July 27th) and that means there are beautiful soccer-loving ladies to admire. Since ya’ll enjoyed the Euro 2008 Girls post, we presumed venturing...

TuesdayJuly152008

Cuervo Girl Throws A Mean Cutter

We don’t follow beach volleyball much, but we definitely should. The AVP tour is in full swing and events landed in Chicago this weekend where Misty May became the first AVP tour player to reach 100 tournament victories. But...

WednesdayJuly092008

Oh Look. Rafael Nadal And His Lovely Gf Maria Francesca "Xisca" Perello (This Name Goes On Forever) Are In Mallorca. Cool.

Because we really haven’t been overwhelmed by her beauty yet, have we? Reigning Wimbledon 2008 champion, Rafael Nadal, and his wonderful girlfriend Maria Francesca “Xisca” Perello are currently enjoying some downtime in the lovely island of Palma de Mallorca....

WednesdayJune252008

The Vacation Pictures You've All Been Waiting For: Nereida Gallardo And Cristiano Ronaldo.

There’s always hype revolving around super WAG Nereida Gallardo. And now that we’ve compiled a rather comprehensive blog roll of Nereida’s, ahem, assets, we think these holiday pictures of her are quite tame. Seriously, what’s left to the imagination...

FridayJanuary252008

Heads Up: When You Think About It, That's Pretty Dangerous

Man, and we thought we were cool for walking on the wall for like three steps in the seventh grade. [YouTube] Becks and the Galaxy are going to be playing some little ass (read: under-20) Chinese soccer players when...

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