Where were you when you first stumbled upon a photograph of Salma Hayek? Did you first discover her on Televisa in 1989, or were you a gavacho like us, drooling over the curly-haired hottie in 1995’s “Desperado”? Seriously, those...

Hey Machos, we the management don’t often (okay never) drop in on Machochip because, ew, sports. But today is a very special occasion: It’s your Machochip Editor Alex De La Cruz’s birthday! Yes 27 years ago today (aww), he...

You would think that nothing could have a lamer payoff than the alleged tryst Tony Parker had with a French model last year that ended with a whimper softer than the alleged bang that never took place. Well, you’d...