It appeared as though the Olympic love affair with Paraguayan javelin thrower Leryn Franco had come to a close after she finished a dismal second to last in the first round two days ago. Yeah, we didn’t really watch...

The former wife of Cristian Castro and current Paraguayan model, Gabriela Bo, graces our page because she’s glowing. And because Paraguayan models are all the rave these days. Thank you for showing us the way, Leryn. More Machochip “Hottie...

It’s almost time for NFL fanatics to designate each and every Sunday, Monday nights, sometimes Thursday and Saturday to unabashed obsessiveness over football. So what better way to commemorate the commencement of grid-iron fanaticism than profiling the Miami Dolphins...

While other sites have been showcasing any nude boobie affiliated with the Olympics, we’ve been keen to isolate those Latina hotties competing in the most exciting games since Jesse Owens took four gold in 1936. Our newest addition came...

Going into these games, the general consensus was that China could enhance its image during these Olympic games, despite its pervasive human rights violations. But surprisingly, each day that passes makes us think of China as even skeezier than...

Contrary to belief that athlete’s need to manage great gains on the field to increase endorsement dividends off the field, Anna Kournikova completely thrashes the concept of extraordinary athlete=tons of dough. See, she’s what you call a fluke: a...

When we told you last year about the Jets fans going crazy in the D spiral of the Meadowlands, we never thought they would piss off enough people to warrant wholesale changes. But that’s what happened when members of...

There is definitely a surplus of beautiful women participating in the Olympics this year and the list keeps on growing today. We’re not sure where Spain’s rhythmic gymnast Almudena Cid Tostado stands when it comes to racism in her...

We’re almost certain you haven’t tapped out on gorgeous Olympians just yet. Meet Leryn Franco. She’s a 26 year old Paraguayan javelin thrower with two Olympic competitions under her lovely belt. She’s also a former runner-up in the Miss...

Defending 400 m freestyle world champ Laura Manaudou finished dead last during yesterday’s swimming competition and it was a stunner to most viewers who expected her to run away with some metallic configuration around her neck. Unbeknown to us...

Elisa Benitez was born in Sonora, Mexico. She was married to professional basketball player Rony Seikaly for some time, but filed for divorce in 2005. Elisa was an Elle, Glamour and Vogue (Italian Edition) cover girl in the 90’s...

Amanda Beard is no stranger to public nudity. In fact, she thrives on it. Maybe it makes her swim faster? Jes. So, it’s no surprise that Peta convinced her to pose nude for their infamous ad campaigns that usually...

Meet Brazilian synchronized swimming twins Bia and Branca Feres. They were recently on the cover of VIP magazine and have been making a splash in the “really hot athletes we should watch at this year’s Olympics” category since blogs...

We wrote a story on July 21st mentioning some hussy by the name of “Nicole” that Cristiano Ronaldo had apparently rendezvoused with at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Looks like the gal is a former FHM and general boobie model...

We’re not here to fuel rumors that Nereida Gallardo is dating some new jet skiing douche because rebound relationships are all about hanky panky anyway, so we’re sure Nereida’s just testing the waters to see what’s out there. You...

The people (mostly guys) have spoken and the “Hottest Weather Girl In The World” title has been given to Mexico’s Mayte Carranco. The Monterrey beauty is the weather gal for Televisa Monterrey and she’s also a singer, aspiring actress...

You don’t have to be particular to the uniform to enjoy the picture. Isabel Madow is a former Playboy cover girl (Mexican edition 2005) and is a current weather girl as far we can tell. More Machochip “Hottie Of...

Reports from every damn direction of the blogosphere are fueling rumors that Cristiano Ronaldo is no longer playing pat-a-cake with Angeleno hussies, but is in fact dating Italian television personality Letizia Filippi. Even our homeboys at The Spoiler have...

Fifa Beach Soccer Girls Danceby Machochip These girls are really into their bikini dancing, but we have to disclose that they totally stole their moves from Patrick Dempsey (Grey’s Anatomy) in “Can’t Buy Me Love.” Oh yeah, the African Anteater...

The FIFA Beach Soccer World Cup has been underway since July 17 (and will go through July 27th) and that means there are beautiful soccer-loving ladies to admire. Since ya’ll enjoyed the Euro 2008 Girls post, we presumed venturing...

There’s a wonderful moment throughout a workday when you know you’re going to make it. We search for it around 30 times a day, but that one initial moment usually calms us down before we chuck our computer out...

Rumors are circulating that Playboy has placed an offer on the table for Brooke Hogan’s tatas. Hulkamania’s darling daughter has been in the spotlight since, well, she’s blossomed into a busty blond vixen and now she may take the...

Just rub out the pain, love. Image [FlyNet]...

Look. We ended this entire Nereida Gallardo ordeal with a splendid recap annotating why she became famous and how it happened. It was a fireworks spectacular type post that we felt would send her out in style. Geez, we...

We don’t follow beach volleyball much, but we definitely should. The AVP tour is in full swing and events landed in Chicago this weekend where Misty May became the first AVP tour player to reach 100 tournament victories. But...

But it’s ok because you still love visiting us for lovely sports gossip. Our favorite Latino footballer Tony Romo was seen with his lovely Daisy Dukin’ lass Jessica Simpson at a golf tournament in Lake Tahoe. Yes, this post...

Since everyone’s basically condemned soccer Queen Of The WAGs, Nereida Gallardo, to the cavernous lair of WAG has-beens (but you’ll always be special to us, sweetheart), Machochip’s been on the lookout for a possible replacement today. Call it the...

Hey, fellas. So far 613 Chippers have cast their vote for our “Who’s The Hotter Spanish Girlfriend” and Maria Francesca “Xisca” Perello is leaving Nereida in the dust with 70% of the vote. Who says big fake boobs reign...

We’ve tried to keep our extensive coverage of Nereida Gallardo isolated to her glass-shattering nipples and badonkadonk. It’s the only thing you care about because whenever we write “pumpernickel farfanuggin’ cased in a jar” along with her naked pics,...

Meet Diana Falzone. She’s Maxim Radio’s first female personality and a regular Maxim model, hence all the Maxim shit plastered on this picture. She’s our hottie of the week this week because 1) We haven’t done one of these...

Because we really haven’t been overwhelmed by her beauty yet, have we? Reigning Wimbledon 2008 champion, Rafael Nadal, and his wonderful girlfriend Maria Francesca “Xisca” Perello are currently enjoying some downtime in the lovely island of Palma de Mallorca....

An anonymous tipster commented on our earlier Rafael Nadal/Maria Francesca post with, “My dreams are shattered.” Get ready to have them obliterated after we show you the two lovebirds enjoying a wonderful day at the beach. TMZ wrote a...

A former stripper who claims to have sex with Alex Rodriguez twice in 2004 has come out in support of Cynthia Rodriguez’s recent divorce filing against her husbo of five years. Candace Houlihan, a one-time pole dancer turned hair...

Let’s kick off the tennis version of Wives and Girlfriends by paying tribute to 20 year old Spanish hottie Maria Francesca “Xisca” Perello. She’s Rafael Nadal’s not-so-secret-girlfriend. The two have been dating for quite some time now, making their...

With reports circulating for a month now that Cristiano Ronaldo may move to Real Madrid some time this summer, it’s grand to think that he may be welcomed with a slight sneer and chuckle from possible teammate Sergio Ramos....

Yes, we’ve been trudging along these last few days and bringing you the most up to the minute coverage of all your favorite soccer players engrossed in the fine art of looking ridiculously rich and enviable. Ok, we’re only...

Did you know Carmen Electra was involved with the Naked Women’s Wrestling League? [Ed note: Simply looking for pictures of Carmen Electra could seriously compromise your job. Yowza.] Strike that. Did you know there is a Naked Women’s Wrestling...

Back in May, we wrote about FFF breasted Sheyla Hershey (link to gallery) and her monstrous gozangas that we were a bit grossed out by. As of today, word on the street discloses that Ms. Hershey, a 28 year...

It would be easy for us to grunt, pound our chest and howl at the moon when confronted with a video consisting of gals in bras, giggly and, er, showing off their tatas to other girls. But, when it...

Workers at the Eagle Trace Golf Course cited “mistiming” as the reason why strippers for Shotgun Willie’s Charity Golf Tournament rolled up in limos while children from the Gold Crown Junior Golf Association—a golf club comprised of 7-12 year...

Turns out the previous photos we uploaded today weren’t the steamiest Nereida Gallardo vacation pictures at all. Daily Mail has the real deal, public face-licking shots that are sure to make the Nereida wave rise. They were taken on...

There’s always hype revolving around super WAG Nereida Gallardo. And now that we’ve compiled a rather comprehensive blog roll of Nereida’s, ahem, assets, we think these holiday pictures of her are quite tame. Seriously, what’s left to the imagination...

Kobe Bryant has been M.I.A. since the Lakers lost to the Boston Celtics in the NBA Finals. Unsurprisingly, Kobe’s soaking up some sun and taking pictures of his hottie wife on a Cabo San Lucas beach, where the two...

Unlike Lauren Burnat’s boyfriend, Hugh Hefner won’t be apologizing for this video. Here’s Playboy Cyber Girl of the Year Jo Garcia taking part in a sexier version of that viral hit Wii Fit Girl video we’ve all been admiring...

For all of Danica Patrick’s “look at me, I’m hot” propaganda, we’re sure she’d rather be sitting behind the wheel of a car rather than cavorting on Maxim shoots. But hey, we can’t hate on someone trying to pay...

We can’t stand when websites preview sporting events using video game simulators. Until real life competitors are able to use cheat codes that aren’t steroids, those are completely useless. We prefer what they did yesterday to preview today’s Germany-Austria...

We’re usually impressed with soccer freestylers for their flare and agility. But hot damn is that impression amplified when the freestylers are girls. In lingerie. The Spoiler found this video today and you probably shouldn’t watch this video at...

There’s one major problem with ESPN 2’s coverage of Euro 2008: cameras grazing the stands for lovely female soccer aficionados is a scarce event. So much so that we’re now wishing that Galavision would of picked up the tourney....

Was a video of a young lady gyrating the hell out of her hips while playing the Wii Fit a marketing ploy by Nintendo? The gaming giant says, “Fuck. We wish. That shiz was great.” Actually, they say that...

French-Moroccan Canadian born actress Emmanuelle Chriqui threw out the first pitch at the Dodger game yesterday. We first thought she was Latina because every French-Moroccan we’ve ever meet looks Latina. She’s a lovely gal and with a name like...