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WednesdayOctober292008

'Member: The Boston Celtics Raised Championship Banner Number 17 Last Night

Whas happened in sports last night. NBA: The last time we saw the Boston Celtics, they were celebrating their throttling of the Los Angeles Lakers for the NBA crown. Last night they reaped the reward as they were able...

MondayOctober272008

'Member: The Phillies Are One Game Away From Ending Philadelphia's Title Drought

World Series Game Four: Word to the Tampa Bay Rays—if you want to win a World Series game, it’s probably best not to let the 1-8 hitters in the Phillies lineup go up during the first inning. That’s what...

TuesdayAugust052008

Did A Shrimp Toss Get Paul Pierce Handcuffed By Las Vegas Police?

When we try to figure out and analyze an athlete, sometimes we go too far. Fans always think it’s the system or the upbringing or a string of losses that makes an athlete just lose his shit during inopportune...

MondayJune232008

Matt Damon Should Watch His Back In Los Angeles

The Spike TV’s “Guy’s Choice” awards were held last week in Los Angeles during the NBA Finals and Boston fanatico Matt Damon didn’t care that his audience was predominantly pro-Lakers when he decided to say Boston was going to...

FridayJune132008

Curt Schilling Makes Strange Bedfellows, Kobe Bryant A Yankee Fan

Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling has become quite the persona non grata in Los Angeles. After being called “gutless” by the LA Times’ TJ Simers for questioning Kobe Bryant’s leadership skills, it was Bryant’s turn to address the issue,...

FridayJune132008

LA Times Taking All Comers, Even Curt Schilling

So, um… what exactly are they feeding the columnists over at the LA Times? Because whatever it is, it’s gotten their group feisty over this LA-Boston NBA Finals match-up. First, Bill Plascke decides to call out the fans who...

FridayJune132008

'Member? Presenting The Boston Celtics—Pretty Much Your 2008 NBA Champions

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Finals:The Celtics show the Lakers how to come back from 24 points down, beating LA, 97-91. They’re up 3-1 in the best of seven series and look to close out the series...

WednesdayJune112008

'Member? Got Lost In The Aiport But Now It's Found.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night While We Were Delayed And Couped Up In A New York Airport NBA Finals: The Los Angeles Lakers finally beat the Boston Celtics for the first time this year, though it wasn’t the...

TuesdayJune102008

Lakers' Cheerleader "Whitney" Has A Green Past

There’s no question that the Lakers/Celtics rivalry is as iconic as Ali and Frazier. Well, at least that’s what the NBA wants you to believe (so ratings aren’t in the cellar). Yet, Hot Clicks may have discovered this year’s...

MondayJune092008

Los Angeles Fans Beat Down Boston Fan (For Really Being An Idiot)

Expect a volatile reaction every single time you decide to wear a visitor’s jersey at a home team’s court. Frankly, if you’re brute enough to even think about wearing the visitor’s jersey when you’re at the home squad’s ballpark,...

MondayJune092008

NBA To Consider Earlier Finals Start Time So It'll End Before Skinemax Starts To Get Good

As a currently east coast fraternity, we at MachoChip really miss our Los Angeles upbringing (except the new guy—he’s from Queens). But we’re not talking about late-night Jack In The Box here. No, it’s the fact that the games...

MondayJune092008

Phil Jackson's Got A Few Thoughts On Last Night's Officiating; Basically, It Was Bullocks.

Lets get something clear: the refs during Game 2 of the NBA Finals decided Kobe Bryant’s slight elbow to create space, and anything like it, would result in a foul; but Rondo’s constant slaps on anyone driving passed him...

MondayJune092008

LA Times' Bill Plaschke Feels The Warmth Of Celtic Pride

When LA Times columnist Bill Plaschke decided to wonder out loud whether Paul Pierce’s Game one knee injury was authentic, he probably understood what he was getting into with Celtics fans. “How dare the Angeleno columnist question the authenticity...

MondayJune092008

'Member? The Lakers Get Powe-d To The Max.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Finals 2008: That headlines could have read “Zam! Boom! Powe” or “Boston’s Got The Powe-r” Hey, it’s better than “The Lakers Got Leon-ed to the max.” The Celtics are still undefeated against...

FridayJune062008

Feature: The Wayback Machine Is A Way Back To Decent Basketball

This year’s Lakers-Celtics NBA Finals matchup has Machochip Contributing Editor Alex Ferreyra wondering what ever happened to the tube socks and short shorts he donned as a child to emulate Lakers forward Michael Cooper for Halloween. [Ed. note: I’d...

FridayJune062008

'Member? The Celtics Are Still Undefeated Against The Lakers This Year.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Finals 2008: Game 1 had us enthralled from tip-off. The Lakers came out swinging and the Celtics responded fiercly. Then, Paul Pierce went out for the count, but made a comeback the...

ThursdayJune052008

Laker-Celtics Finals Tickets In L.A. Currently As Gouged As You'd Expect Them To Be

Not to get all USA Today on you, but the last time the Lakers and Celtics met in the NBA Finals (1987, as if the media hasn’t bludgeoned that home enough), a gallon of gas cost .95 cents, a...

ThursdayMay292008

'Member? Ray Allen's Got Some Game, Paul Pierce Smiles.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Playoffs 2008: Once Ray Allen starts poppin’ threes, there’s really no turning back for the Celtics. Detroit clawed their way back in the final minutes of the game, but it wasn’t enough....

TuesdayMay272008

'Member? It's All About De-Troooit, Booiii!

Whas Happened In Sports This Holiday Weekend NBA Playoffs 2008: A long weekend without blogging duties meant a lot of time dedicated to actually watching sports. Case in point, watching the Celtics get burned is a much more satisfying...

FridayMay232008

'Member? Perfection No Longer Exists In Boston.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Playoffs 2008: Detroit flexes their muscle and beats Boston 103-97 to give the Celtics their first defeat at home. This series is going seven for sure, which means Boston will have played...

WednesdayMay212008

'Member? 'Sheed Can't Handle Boston.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Playoffs 2008: According to Paul Pierce, the Celtics have learned a lt about themselves from already playing 14 playoff games. The Detroit Pistons forgot they were even in the playoffs. Boston 88,...

MondayMay192008

'Member? Paul Pierce Handles The Cavs Without Gang Signs.

Whas Happened In Sports This Weekend NBA Playoffs 2008: Boston can breath a sigh of relief after the Celtics hustled their way to the Eastern Conference Finals. Somewhere, Larry Bird is proud. Boston 97, Cleveland 92. [AFP] MLB 2008:...

TuesdayMay132008

'Member? Lebron James Doesn't Want To Go Home Early.

NBA Playoffs 2008: The Cleveland Cavaliers were basically handed their obituary after the team went down 2-0 to Boston and Lebron was 2-890 shooting. Good thing they play seven-game series’ in basketball. Cleveland tied the series last night with...

FridayMay092008

'Member? The King Is Seeing Green.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night While We Were Getting Crunked NBA Playoffs 2008: Lebron James & Company scored a combined 49 points over the 2nd, 3rd and 4th quarters. That’s not going to get them far against the...

WednesdayMay072008

'Member? Did Anyone Ever Find Lebron James' Offense?

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Playoffs 2008: Lebron James shot a pitiful 2-18 and scored a measly 12 points against a defensive-minded Celtics team. Expect a surge from “The King” in game 2. Boston 76, Cleveland 72....

FridayMay022008

Boston Reverend Says Paul Pierce Pennance For Gang Sign Should Be A 50K Donation To At-Risk Teens

Oh, Paul Pierce. We guess you can take the boy out of LA, but you can’t take the LA out of the boy. Fresh off his gang-sign toss against Al Horford Saturday, and subsequent $25K fine, a Boston “street...

WednesdayApril302008

Heads Up: Paul Pierce Throws Gang Sign, But Doesn't, But It Looks Like He Did.

When Al Horford began to taunt Boston’s Paul Pierce, Pierce threw back what appeared to be a gang sign. The explanation for the clip above is here, but we’d watch our back from here on out if we were...

TuesdayFebruary262008

'Member? The Clippers Remind Us Of 1992.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: Remember back in the day when the Clippers were the laughing stock of the NBA? Memories. Boston Celtics 104, Clippers 76. [LATimes] Premiership: Everton nudge Liverpool from the fourth spot on the...

WednesdayFebruary062008

'Member? Welcome, Pau Gasol.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: In his debut, Pau Gasol proves he can put the ball in the basket. Gasol scored 24 points in the Los Angeles Lakers 105-90 trouncing of the New Jersey Nets. [LATimes] World...

ThursdayJanuary312008

Green With Envy? Boston Fans Go From 'Loveable' to Unspeakable In Eight Years

It’s funny how time changes things. We remember the 2000 Super Bowl when the upstart Patriots beat the supposedly unstoppable St. Louis Rams. Oh man, what a feel-good story that was. Now, eight years later, and the same quarterback...

WednesdayJanuary302008

'Member? Can We Shut Up About Kevin Keegan Now?

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night All the blogs, Newcastle fanatics and pot-heads were praising the return of coach Kevin Keegan to Newcastle. Shhhhh. Arsenal 3, Newcastle 0. [Telegraph UK] NBA: How will the Miami Heat end a 15...

TuesdayJanuary222008

'Member? The Boston Celtics Are A Lot Better Than The Knicks.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: The result of the Super Bowl will be the same, except the score will be slightly lower. Boston 109, New York Knicks 93. [ESPN] Premiership: Liverpool come from behind and steal every...

TuesdayJanuary152008

'Member? The Washington Wizards Are Awesome.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: Three days, two games and two wins against the Boston Celtics. Spread the word, Washington. Washington Wizards 88, Boston Celtics 83. [AP] NHL: Evgini Malkin loves him some hat tricks. NY Rangers...

WednesdayJanuary022008

Lakers Forward Lamar Odom Chop Blocks $120,000 From Getting Into His Bank Account

Lakers forward Lamar Odom decided to spear tackle the Celtics’ Ray Allen after his shot was gracefully rejected by that tall glass of water named Kevin Garnett. The foul will cost him a one-game suspension and about $120,000. It’s...

MondayDecember312007

The Los Angeles Lakers Forgot To Bring "The Showtime" With Their Short Shorts

Los Angeles is the land of gimmicks. It is the place that will turn tricks to increase media attention. This is what we want to believe after Los Angeles went all retro and brought out their vintage 1980’s thigh...

MondayDecember312007

'Member? New England Reigns As Perfect, We Puked A Little.

Whas Happened In Sports This Weekend NFL: The New York Giants didn’t listen to a damn word we said. New England Patriots 38, New York 31. [FoxSports] England Premiership: Did Nery forget to save enough money to purchase a...

ThursdayDecember202007

'Member? You Need To Try Harder, Boston.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: Chauuuuncey! Chauuuuuncey! Maybe Boston’s just trying to ease into greatness. Detroit 87, Boston 85. [AFP] Copa Del Rey: 12th string Real Madrid team scrambles for a 1-1 draw against Alicante. Starters were...

ThursdayDecember132007

'Member? Hey Everyone. Samuel Eto'o Is Back.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Uefa Champions League: Hey Eto’o! Welcome to the party. Stop picking fights with Ronaldinho. Now score! Barcelona 3, Stuttgart 1. [Sporting Life] NBA: Did the Sacramento Kings have Vlade Divac at center last...

MondayDecember102007

ESPN Wants To Know If You'd Like Kevin Garnett Get Hurt

ESPN, the same network who can’t go fifteen minutes without talking about the Patriots or Red Sox, has decided they’d take the Boston sports scene down a notch. On their website’s Page 2 section Friday, ESPN.com decided to ask...

WednesdayNovember282007

'Member? Roma Trounce On Dynamo Like A Gladiator In Musth

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Uefa Champions’ League: Them Romans and their bludgeoning. When will it end! No animals were hurt during this slaughtering. Roma 4, Dynamo Kiev 1. [SkySports] NBA: Didn’t Shawn Kemp just celebrate a birthday...

ThursdayNovember152007

'Member? Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: Isiah Thomas and Stephon Marbury kiss and make up; but Knicks still lose. New York 81, Clippers 84. [Espn] Spain’s Copa Del Rey: Real Zaragoza’s 1-0 defeat to third division team Pontevedra...

WednesdayNovember142007

'Member? América Is Movin' On Up.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Sudamericana: Club América defeat Millonarios from Colombia 2-0 to advance to finals. All ten fans allowed to attend were ecstatic. [Univision] Spain’s Copa del Rey: FC Barcelona struggle against third division side...

ThursdayNovember082007

Member? Boston. Seriously. You Need To Stop.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: So is Boston going to start whining because they win too much? Boston Celtics start season 3-0 and take out Denver 119-93. [Yahoo] European Champions’ League: A Figo-less Inter Milan cruise to...

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