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FridayNovember212008

Watch Your Pockets, George Foreman: Evander Holyfield's Own Grill Headed To Retailers

Is Evander Holyfield trying to totally copy George Foreman? First, he puts together a fight with WBA champion Nikolai Valuev, a seven-footer who resembles something from The Princess Bride more than an actual human being, despite being well, well,...

ThursdayNovember202008

Brooklyn Boxer Paulie Malignaggi Confident In His "Porn Star Abilities"

Former former IBF junior welterweight champ Paulie Malignaggi is really hyping something up this week leading to his fight against Ricky Hatton on Saturday. But we don’t know if it’s for the fight, or his post-career prospects. There’s only...

TuesdayNovember182008

EliteXC Exec Still Hyping Kimbo Slice, Despite His Lack Of Hype-Worthy Attributes

You have to love the stick-to-it-tive-ness of Gary Shaw, a key promoter of the failed EliteXC MMA enterprise. First, he compared Kimbo Slice (seen here posing quite sexily) as a comparable talent to Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods. Then...

FridayNovember142008

Sugar Shane Mosely Asks—Whither Antonio Margarito?

It’s really easy to lose things in Tijuana. Once, we left our iPod on the counter at the Carnitas Uruapán because we were so damnned full that we just wanted to get out of there. But for the first...

FridayNovember142008

Rumble In The Yard! Prison Guards Locked Up For Staging Inmate Fights

Forget the Oscar De La Hoya v. Manny Pacquaio fight, or even MMA. A few enterprising New Mexico prison guards in have found a way to bring us all the violence of our favorite ring sports without the hassle...

FridayNovember142008

'Member?: The New York Jets Blow It Against The Patriots, But That's Why Pencils Have Erasers

Whas happened in sports last night. NFL: Oh boy, the Jets would’ve been eaten alive by… well, everyone even slightly affiliated or covering the team after New York gave up a literal last second touchdown to the Patriots to...

WednesdayNovember122008

"Titsworth Gets Deducted 2 Points For Kissing" Might Be The Understatement Of The Year

While the boxing records have this incident between Trenton Titsworth and Jesse Vargas as a deduction of points due to “lack of professionalism,” we all know the truth. Jesse Vargas punched Titsworth the fuck out because he kissed him...

WednesdayNovember122008

Criminal Hall Of Fame: Crooks Steal The Ring From Ohio Boxing Gym

We now have proof that, given the right motivation, criminals will steal anything. Over the weekend a cadre of thieves in Toledo, Ohio took the biggest thing they could find from their local boxing gym: the actual ring. And...

MondayNovember102008

Open Mic Night: Oscar De La Hoya v. Manny Pacquiao

So far, all the build-up for the December 6th battle between Oscar De La Hoya and Manny Pacquiao has focused on, well, the boxing. We’re certainly guilty, being a sports blog and all, but with a bit web searchin’...

MondayNovember102008

In Troubled Economy, Boxing Dies While Wrestling Thrives

After a successful pay-per-view fight betwixt Joe Calzaghe and Roy Jones Jr. this weekend (and at least one even bigger fight on the way in a few weeks), you would think that everything would be coming up roses for...

FridayNovember072008

Predictably, Pacquiao's Trainer Predicts His Victory Over Oscar De La Hoya, Mexican Support Of Manny

What a surprise. Freddie Roach, Manny Pacquiao’s trainer, has boldly predicted that his fighter will knock out Oscar De La Hoya during their December 6th battle at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. In an interview with FOX Sports,...

ThursdayNovember062008

Manny Being A Cheap Ass: Pacquiao Owes WBC $30,000 Or Else They'll Repo His Belt

Since Manny Pacquiao is fighting one of the more anticipated bouts of the year, we doubt he’s being affected by the economic downturn that are making lesser boxers like Zab Judah fight gangs of homeless cats for food. So...

WednesdayNovember052008

Could Smaller Gloves Give Manny Pacquiao The Chance To Rock Oscar De La Hoya's World?

We may not know what to expect when it comes to picking a winner in the Oscar De la Hoya/Manny Pacquiao battle on December 6th. But one thing is clear: both fighters will have knockout ability on their side,...

TuesdayNovember042008

WTF? Little People Boxing Coming To Our TV Sets

Here is some training video of Jamie “The Giant” Fallon. Given the lack of competition in his division, Fallon is probably the premiere boxer in his class worldwide. We have yet to see a full scale, professional little person...

TuesdayNovember042008

Klitschko Brothers Propose A Potential Three-Way With Nikolai Valuev

Does three-way action ever come to mind when you think of the Klitschkos? Probably not. Maybe if you’re a sadist of some sort. But that’s just what the brothers Vitali and Wladimir have proposed, announcing together that they would...

MondayNovember032008

Joe Calzaghe's Dad Thinks American Boxers Are Bollocks

Sure, it’s probably just promotional crap thrown in the air to get people talking, so let’s talk. Joe Calzaghe’s dad and trainer Enzo was chatting with The Guardian this past weekend about his kid’s upcoming fight with Roy Jones,...

TuesdayOctober282008

Free Taco! Sorta Free Beer!

If you’re looking for food, and you’d rather not pay for it, then today is your big day. Thanks to Tampa Bay Rays shortstop Jason Bartlett Game 1 steal of second base, Taco Bell is offering anyone who’d like...

MondayOctober272008

Heads Up: Kobe, A-Rod, Tony Hawk And Michael Phelps Are Just As Dorky Playing Guitar Hero As We Are

As great a collection of athletes this is, we really wanted to see Anna Rawson reprise Rebecca DeMornay’s role from Risky Business. [YouTube]...

FridayOctober242008

Antonio Margarito Wants Oscar De La Hoya To Avenge His Hero, Julio Cesar Chavez. Awwww

As if Oscar De La Hoya didn’t have enough to worry about, what with Mexicans not liking him and all. Now he’s gotta deal with some “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die’ jibber...

ThursdayOctober232008

Is Oscar De La Hoya Too American For Mexican Fighting Fans?

When Oscar De La Hoya gets into the ring against Manny Pacquiao on December 6th, there will be plenty of Hispanic fans rooting for him in Vegas. But what about back in Mexico, the place where he, you know,...

ThursdayOctober232008

East L.A. Boxer Shawn Estrada Highlights Olympic "Chaos" That Resulted In One Medal

These past summer Olympics were a bad one for the U.S. Boxing Association. They only won a single medal, the bronze medal that Deontay Wilder brought home in the heavyweight class. So it’s no wonder to hear from recently-turned...

ThursdayOctober232008

Evander Holyfield, Father Of The Year

Father’s Day isn’t until June, but here at Machochip we felt the need to take a few minutes to give a special shout-out to the parenting exploits of former heavyweight champion and dancer extraordinaire Evander Holyfield. Evander went to...

TuesdayOctober212008

Boxing Legend Picks Oscar De La Hoya On Size, Despite Previously Being Wrong About Said Size

Manny Pacquiao is clearly busting his ass for his December fight with Oscar De La Hoya. Manny is compensating for his lack of size by sparring with much bigger fighters, and he’s even sticking to a very strict 8:30...

TuesdayOctober212008

Q&A: Boxing Expert George Kimball On His New Book Four Kings, Roberto Duran, Sugar Ray and Oscar De La Hoya

In his new book Four Kings: Leonard, Hagler, Hearns, Duran and the Last Great Era of Boxing, noted boxing expert and ESPN contributor George Kimball examines the history behind the greatest era middleweight boxing, and perhaps the entire sport,...

TuesdayOctober142008

Whatever You Do, Never Shake Vitali Klitschko's Hands While He's Training

Before our friends starting having kids, we always thought having children was a plan by adults for cheap labor. Now, we’re pretty sure it’s just our friends who aren’t exploiting their kids in some way like WBC heavyweight champ...

TuesdayOctober142008

"Tremendous Beating" In Store For Manny Pacquiao, So Sayeth Oscar De La Hoya's Non-Beating Trainer

First Oscar De La Hoya made it clear that his December fight with Manny Pacquiao would not be his last, despite having said that it would just a few months prior. Then De La Hoya publicly looked past Pacquiao...

MondayOctober132008

White, Pasty Reporter Continues Tradition Of Getting Beat Down By Olympics Boxing Medalist

Tuscaloosa News sports columnist Chris Walsh isn’t one to keep his jabs contained within the inches of his column. He decided to get into the ring with 6’7 Olympic Bronze medalist Deontay Wilder for the sake of getting a...

FridayOctober102008

Nikolai Valuev Turns Down "Ridiculous" Chance To Publicly Murder Evander Holyfield

That was quick. Just hours after Evander Holyfield announced that he was seeking a shot at Nikolai Valuev’s WBA heavyweight crown in whatever venue would clear his broken down body for fistic action, the champion has already turned down...

ThursdayOctober092008

Oscar De La Hoya Makes Good On His Promise To Return Before He Bothers To Leave

Just days after he said he said his December bout with Manny Pacquiao would not be his last, Oscar De La Hoya has already announced his comeback fight just week’s before what was to have been his retirement bout....

ThursdayOctober022008

Exclusive: Coming Soon For The Wii... 007 373 5963! (That's Punch-Out!! To All You Glass Joes Out There) And Take Our Poll

We told you a while back that Tecmo Bowl was making its way from the 8-Bit world to the Wii. Well, the hits seem to keep on coming… literally. Today Nintendo announced a whole slew of games and hardware...

ThursdayOctober022008

The De La Hoya T-800 Says He'll Be Back

With his December 6th Las Vegas bout with Manny Pacquiao on the horizon, Oscar De La Hoya made it clear to reporters in New York yesterday that his next fight will not be his last, despite previous assertions that...

ThursdaySeptember252008

Boxer Juan Carlos Robles Doesn't Need No Stinkin' Doctor

Juan Carlos Robles is a boxer with 12 fights under his belt, ten of those being wins and two of those losses. But don’t think the losses came via a gutless performance. Before today we had no idea who...

FridaySeptember192008

Boxer Oscar Diaz Awakes From Coma, Lives To Fight Another Day

Wherever you’re sitting and reading this, why don’t you give a warm applause and chest pound…now kiss your fingers and shoot a wink towards the sky…in honor of boxer Oscar Diaz and the fact that homeboy just woke up...

TuesdaySeptember162008

Javier "Travieso" Arce Gets Victory On The Eve Of Mexican Independence Day

Panamanian pugilist Rafael “El Torito” Concepcion should have known his fight against Mexican fighter Javier “Travieso” Arce would be an uphill battle because there’s no way in hell you’re going to stop a Mexicano from tapping into his inner...

MondaySeptember082008

Amir Khan's Hope Of Boxing Heroics Marred By Colombian Breidis Prescott...Who Kocked Him The Fug Out

You know what happens when you fight guys that can’t box? You move up the ranks too quickly and eventually rocket to the grounds of reality when you come face-to-face with someone who can. 25-year-old Colombian Breidis Prescott had...

TuesdaySeptember022008

Oscar De La Hoya Will Pay $3mil For Every Pound Over 147, Can Totally Afford A Weight-Advantage

Manny Pacquiao has never fought at the 147lb weight-class. In fact, he has to jump two weight divisions in order to reach the negotiated weight he intends to fight Oscar De La Hoya in. That in itself is an...

WednesdayAugust272008

No La Chinges: Oscar De La Hoya To Fight Manny Pacquiao On December 6th.

Well kiss our grits. We had no idea Oscar De La Hoya had it in him, but apparently he wants to be sent into retirement with a true bang, and possibly give people the greatest fight since…Miguel Cotto and...

WednesdayAugust202008

'Member?: After Swimming That Long, We're Surprised She Can Hold Up That Peace Sign

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Women’s Marathon Swimming: Russia’s Larisa Ilchenko took the first gold medal in marathon swimming, an event that makes its poor competitors swim 10 kilometers, or 6.2 miles in American. She’s cute, so we’re...

ThursdayAugust142008

Have You Seen This Man? Panamanian Boxer Alfonso Mosquera On The Lam For Allegedly Killing His Wife

So if you’re in Panama over the next couple of days and you run into this man, we’d do that thing where you cover your eyes, whistle and walk the other way. That’s because this flexing person is Alfonso...

MondayAugust112008

Bad Timing Alert—U.S. Boxer Javier Molina Finds Hole In Lungs After Losing His First Round Bout

There are a lot of stories about Olympians who fought through hardships to get to the Games, and all of them well deserved. But what if you arrived to the Games unaware there was another foe besides your boxing...

FridayAugust082008

US Bantamweight Boxer Gary Russel Jr. Is Already Out For The Count

There really isn’t an easy way to lose weight for a boxer these days. The usual remedy for dropping pounds late in the losing weight game involves intense training, lots of trash bags and maybe, just maybe, an index...

ThursdayAugust072008

Kim Kardashian Makes Cameo On EA Sports Game "Facebreaker", Bootay Is M.I.A.

There’s only one thing besides fame-craving-football-player-shagging-chick that comes to mind when we think of Kim Kardashian: boo-tay. That’s it. There’s really nothing else. Oh, well, there’s a sex-tape of course, and her relationship with New Orleans Saints running back...

MondayJuly282008

'Member? Can We Get A Wha Wha: Antonio Margarito Stuns Miguel Cotto.

Whas Happened In Sports This Weekend Boxing: The scorecards had Antonio Margarito down two rounds in the sixth, but something surged through the Torrance, Ca native, something that provided enough grit to take down the reigning, undefeated welterweight champion....

ThursdayJuly172008

Boxer Oscar Diaz Had A Really Rough Fight

It’s not a good sign when you collapse right before a round is about to commence. Boxer Oscar Diaz did just that when he went down for the count yesterday during a fight against fellow pugilist Delvin Rodriguez. In...

MondayJuly142008

Jose Canseco Gets A Non-Verbal Beatdown During The Freak Show That Is His Life

We never took Jose Canseco for a one-minute man, especially when dealing with an older, shorter and heavier guy. Of course we’re talking about his boxing debut Saturday night against Vai Sikahema, former Philly Eagle and current broadcaster (say...

FridayJuly112008

Floyd Mayweather To Jim Lampley--Don't Throw Stones In Glass Strip Clubs

Oscar De La Hoya hater and all around good guy Floyd Mayweather has changed his target from the Golden Boy to HBO (who both contractually deal with each other…coincidence?). The fighter is accusing the network of racially stigmatizing black...

ThursdayJuly102008

Is A Fight Club Still A Fight Club When Bouts Are Scheduled Around Meetings?

So we understand that in this economy and environment, the populace as a whole would want to blow off a little steam. But appararenly the M-60s that some guys in Chicago set off over the holiday weekend didn’t do...

FridayJuly042008

Humberto Soto Calls Joe Cortez A Racist, Joe Cortez Says There's "No Wiggle Room"

Humberto Soto minced no words when he declared Joe Cortez a racist for disqualifying him after Soto illegally hit Francisco Lorenzo while he was down during Saturday’s WBC super featherweight title bout. It’s an odd accusation considering Soto is...

MondayJune302008

David Diaz Fully Aware Of Getting KTFO By Manny Pacquiao

David Diaz lasted an impressive nine rounds against blistering puncher Manny Pacquiao on Saturday, but went down a la face plant to the canvas after a fierce left hook left him seeing stars. We displayed a picture this morning...

MondayJune302008

'Member? Manny Pacquiao Packed A Hard Punch For David Diaz.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Boxing: Don’t pay attention to all of that blood glistening off David Diaz’s face. It’s only tomato sauce from his pre-fight burrito. He smeared it on his mascara to help with swelling. Diaz...

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