We imagine “Madonna” concerts to be giant extravaganzas filled with middle-aged men and women swooning to “Like A Prayer” and striking “Vogue” poses while being galvanized by fireworks and Madonna’s amazing, 50-year-old boobs physique. But when the show is...

Arminia Bielefeld were about to stave off relegation like Amy Whinehouse staves off sanity. They were a mere seven minutes away until a free kick ricocheted off the goal post and nailed goalie Rowen Fernández’s face. The goal counted...

The man you see above giving the opposing player the Felix Pie business is Hamburg’s David Jarolim, and he’s been slapped with a four game suspension by the Bundesliga for the above offense. We don’t think four games is...

The gravity of Uruguayan international and Mexican league starlit Vicente Sanchez’s departure from Toluca boils down to ESPN Deportes writer David Faltelson’s poetic homage to Sanchez’s decision to transfer to Bundesliga club Schalke 04, only four days before the...

KFC Uerdingen, a German soccer club with no affiliation to the fried chicken empire, is in a deep financial crisis. The club’s 20 year plummet in the Bundesliga (they now play in the “regional fourth division”) has decreased revenues...

As the college football season winds down tonight, here is one of the most vicious hits we’ve seen in a long time. Tulsa’s Roy Roberts puts a smackdown on Bowling Green’s Antonio Smith, and we don’t know what’ we...

It must be a drag for a club as big as Bayern Munich to be playing in the not good enough Uefa Cup instead of the Champions League this year. After a dismal start to their Bundesliga season, the...

VfB Stuttgart player Mario Gómez scored a goal this weekend with his penis. No word if the penis will take all the credit, or if Gómez will attribute the goal to God. “The Penis Of God?” Doesn’t have much...