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ThursdayNovember132008

'Member?: Lakers Take The Sting Out Of New Orleans To Stay Perfecto

Whas happened in sports last night. NBA: The Lakers decided to make winning their seventh game to open the season as thrilling as possible. They blew a 23-point third-quarter lead against New Orleans, who rallied to come as close...

WednesdayNovember122008

Goal Of The Day: Carlos Vela Lobs It In To Put It Away For Arsenal Against Wigan

Sure Arsenal threw their kids out to the Wigan wolves in their Carling Cup quarterfinal victory, but that’s how they build their character. The team of young’uns beat the Manchester team 3-0, but Mexican Carlos Velez had the capper,...

ThursdaySeptember252008

'Member?: Mexico Shoots Themselves With Their Foot

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night International Friendly: Own goal losses suck, but so much more when it’s a team you should be able to handle. Thus is the case of the Mexican national team, who came to Los...

WednesdaySeptember242008

'Member?: Carlos Vela Makes Arsenal Fans Happy In The Pants

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Carling Cup: It’s hot, it’s fierce, it’s Carling Cup action—comin’ at ‘ya! The completion so eh that even Tottenham’s in it started with Arsenal pounding Sheffield United with the help of their Mexican...

MondayFebruary252008

Tottenham Hotspur Captain Ledley King Is A Happy Drunk

Champagne bottles, unrestrained joy and belligerent drunken tantrums are the greatest way to celebrate victory. Just ask Tottenham Hotspur capitan Ledley King. He was bounced from a club called Faces (cleverrific) last night for taking his jubilation to the...

ThursdayJanuary242008

'Member? There Was A Soccer Stampede Last Night.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Soccer Roundup African Cup of Nations: Late heroics save Tunisia, but what is more fascinating is that the game took place in a city named Tamale. Diouf was nowhere to be found. Tunisia2,...

WednesdayJanuary232008

'Member? Spurs End 346 Year Losing Streak To Arsenal.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Carling Cup: Holy rotten wtf’s sports fanaticos. Tottenham Hotspur ended a “9 year winless streak against Arsenal” to progress in the Carling Cup. That’s ironically the same time it took Diego Maradona to...

WednesdayJanuary092008

'Member? Interliga 2008 Thrilled Us For About Fifteen Minutes On Tuesday Night.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Soccer Roundup Interliga 2008: We tuned into Monterrey V San Luis to marvel at the Monterrey stripes and they wore…orange jerseys?! That’s just mean. Monterrey 1, San Luis 0. [USA Today] Carling Cup:...

WednesdayDecember192007

'Member? Arsenal VIctorious In 8,527th Tournament Match Of The English Season

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Carling Cup: English clubs usually don’t complain about playing through Christmas if they’re winning. Arsenal 2, Blackburn 1. [Telegraph UK] NBA: Phil’s reverse phsycology seems to be working. Oh, the guys didn’t read...

ThursdayNovember012007

A Note To British Soccer Fans: You Can Look, But No Touch.

A Sheffield United fan was so disgruntled with his team getting spanked by Arsenal yesterday, that he decided to run on the pitch and throw his scarf at coach Sheffield Bryan Robson. Is that a metaphor for something? The...

ThursdayNovember012007

Member? It's Christmas In November For Sao Paulo Fans.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Brazilian Soccer: Sao Paulo rout America-Natal 3-0 to clinch fifth straight championship. Carnival celebrations imminent. [Soccernet] NBA: Remember how horrible the Dallas Mavericks were in the playoffs last year? They don’t. Dallas beat...

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