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FridayOctober032008

'Member?: Evan Longoria Wasn't Desperate At The Plate, Knocks In Two Dingers In Rays Win

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB: Evan Longoria and the Tampa Bay Rays both had great debuts on the playoff stage. Longoria led the first time playoff Rays with two home runs that propelled them to the win....

MondaySeptember152008

Chicago's Carlos Zambrano Throws A No-Hitter Against Houston In Milwaukee... Wait, What?

This has been a long season for the Chicago Cubs, and in particular their ace pitcher Carlos Zambrano. Successful at the beginning and the middle of the season, it seems the expectations of a World Championship may have started...

FridayAugust222008

Carlos Zambrano's Cracked Tooth Marks Begining Of Cub Decline

We know that Lou Pinella is trying to be a more loving, caring coach during his tenure with the Cubs, but he’s got to know when to keep his mouth shut. Since the Red Sox won the World Series,...

TuesdayApril152008

Carlos Zambrano Tries To Kick Caffiene While Lou PInella Tries To Comprehed A 'Red Bull And Vodka'

Out of all the non-narcotic habits to kick, caffeine has to be up there with cigarettes and crazy-ass women. Between the headaches, cramping and sweet taste of Diet Cherry Pepsi (sorry, projecting), we understand Carlos Zambrano’s reluctance to give...

FridayApril042008

Carlos Zambrano Drills Batters With 95MPH Fastballs

Carlos Zambrano is brought on by “career minor leaguer” (ha!) Ron Stilanovich to teach his students how to “take one for the team” in this clever little spoof that’s floating around. Our favorite part, besides watching each hitter drilled...

FridayAugust172007

Zambrano Will Do Anything For 90 Million G's; Even Sign On Again With The Cubs

Chicago Cubs’ firecracker Carlos Zambrano has convinced his team that being a dugout liability means you want to kick ass on the field too. So what has Chicago done? The Cubs have offered Zambrano 90 million over the next...

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