There are only a few things that we would want tattooed on our body, and they either have to do with our future kids or our love of carnitas. Nowhere near the list, or even in the same galaxy,...

Whenever we get a new job, it’s always important for us to make a good impression. You know, show up on time, don’t stink, don’t stalk the hot girl (yet). The exact opposite of what Rich Rodriguez is doing...

Mark Cuban’s mamma hasn’t been good to him. Well, his stock in mamma.com, anyway. The owner of the Dallas Mavericks and the hopeful owner of the Chicago Cubs probably has seen his potential stock as an MLB owner plummet...

It’s really easy to lose things in Tijuana. Once, we left our iPod on the counter at the Carnitas Uruapán because we were so damnned full that we just wanted to get out of there. But for the first...

Sure, it’s cliche, but we love Vegas. The unattainable women poolside, the moment of realization that you’re flat broke, $25 drinks. But there are those streaks of goodness that balance it out—the $9.99 steak, the hot hand in the...

Now it’s time to play one of our favorite games that we’ve admittedly been breaking out a lot of lately—Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego…. David Beckham Golden Balls Edition. But unlike the past where we’ve just missed...

Uh-oh, is David Beckham trying to ditch out of something again? First he was leaving the Galaxy for AC Milan (for the offseason, but stil…). Then last week we told you about David Beckham’s contract clause that would let...

Is Curt Hocker the greatest golfer no one’s ever heard of? In the span of six days, the guy has hit five holes-in-one, which have been verified by witness who are neither related to Hocker or banging him. From...

Since Manny Pacquiao is fighting one of the more anticipated bouts of the year, we doubt he’s being affected by the economic downturn that are making lesser boxers like Zab Judah fight gangs of homeless cats for food. So...

So if you were looking to remove the fat from your football team and its payroll, who would you go with? The guy who overpaid, lackluster wide receiver who may have faked his own beating at a Las Vegas...

It looks like your David Beckham L.A. Galaxy jersey might become a throwback sometime soon. Amid his move on loan to AC Milan over the winter months, news comes that this upcoming season could be his last. Reports are...

So what hurts your rep in the NFL more—actually taking steroids, or getting a four-game suspension for taking a banned substance peddled by some rich bitch Beverly Hills socialite? New Orleans Saints offensive guard Jamar Nesbit is suing said...

Whas happened in sports last night. NBA: The battle of Texas last night has nothing to do with Electoral Votes. Dallas downed Antonio to drop Tony Parker and the Spurs to 0-3 for the first time in 35 years....

When heavyweight film producer Joe Roth decided to buy a major stake of the Seattle Sounders MLS team, he did it in true Hollywood fashion. He decided that if he were going to roll out a new franchise, he...

Uh-oh, it seems that former Argentine model Valeria Mazza and her husband Alexander Gravier have been a couple of mañosos. According to the Argentinean IRS, the couple owe over 1.6 million Euros to the government for a combination of...

How bad is the American economy when Mexico has decided that it wants nothing to do with dollars anymore? By decree, the Federacion Mexicana de Futbol (or FMF) has said that from now on, every transaction that goes on...

Like most Americans, Dolphins owner H. Wayne Huizenga is counting down the days until George W. leaves office (it’s true… check the stats). But it’s not because he hates W., but because he fears the—according to him—incoming Obama presidency...

Earlier this year when EA Sports released Madden 09: En Espanol, we mocked the cover featuring the Bears’ Roberto Garza. Him? He’s the only Latino they could get? then we realized, “Yeah, probably.” But now that EA is tinkering...

Find more videos like this on AdGabber We like commercials for video games that aren’t just screen shots of the game. Hello, if we wanted that we could’ve just sat in front of the stall at the swap meet...

The biggest question currently on the minds of most baseball fans and GMs—other than “who’s going to win the World Series”—is which team is going to land Manny Ramirez. The last time we saw the left field slugger was...

As the MLS season winds down, the Los Angeles Galaxy have decided to lend out their most precious and expensive toy to AC Milan. During the January transfer window, David Beckham will be heading to the Serie A club...

Well that was quick. Only a week after EliteXC representatives told Machochip that nothing was wrong with the deal between them and CBS after the Kimbo Slice-Seth Petrazelli debacle, reports from Sports Illustrated have them and their parent organization...

Are A-Rod and Madonna going to recreate those crappy Nescafe ads from the 80s where the guy next door comes over “for coffee” now that reports are that he’s buying a place next door to hers? Or are they...

When the Denver Nuggets’ star forward Carmelo Anthony was named one of the Hispanic Business magazine’s most influential Hispanics in America, a lot of people were surprised… like Carmelo Anthony himself. It’s not so much that Carmelo Anthony doesn’t...

Our friend told us once she started talking mess about a friend, and apparently she was too close to the phone because the voice recognition dialed said friend’s number and she heard it all. Now, we’re not saying that’s...

While we were all waiting for the new Guy Ritchie movie RocknRolla, now we feel it’s our dude duty to go and support him now that that he and Madonna are reportedly going to call it quits. After months...

We strongly feel that any time a team sells the naming rights for a classic stadium, an Angel losing its wings, and we’re not talking about Garret Anderson. What you say? Teams can’t survive financially in these times without...

In times as rough as these, it’s good to have a sports team riding high. That’s why the Los Angeles City Council has approved a resolution to request federal legislation (because, you know, the Feds don’t have anything else...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night CONCAF: Dwayne De Rosario was the Houston Dynamo’s savior last night in their CONCAF Champion’s League match against Panamanian side San Fransisco FC. He entered in the 78th minute, only to knock in...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Preseason: Cleveland opened its preseason with LeBron James on the bench for most of the game against Toronto. The Cavs star raised his hand for a sub eight minutes in, which is...

Did Kimbo Slice beater Seth Petruzelli defy his best instincts and demolish Slice against the wishes of his paycheck signers? In an interview, Petruzelli noted how when he was signed shortly before the match, the heads of EliteXC told...

It’s been a very tense time in America lately. So if you’re like failed investment bank Lehman Brothers CEO Richard Fuld, you have to relieve stress somehow, and you just don’t have the money to visit your “special” masseuse...

Sure, our sporting experience doesn’t go past high school, but wanting to go home after a bad loss transcends age or experience. Nothing will do other than your bed and six or seven mistresses. Oh sorry, we got our...

Oh microcosms, you teach us so much. This collection of clips from yesterday’s collapse of the Houston Texans against the Indianapolis Colts makes you understand how much it hurts to be a fan of the 0-4 team. Sometimes, sports...

On the heels of their “Women of Enron” and “Women of Worldcom” pictorials a few years back, Playboy has decided to throw itself back into the financial fray via its pictorial pages. There’s been a call made by the...

You know, it’s fine form to look up to the greats. LAA closer Francisco Rodriguez is doing just that in trying to emulate the greatest closer ever in Mariano Rivera. But it’s not his pitching style he wants to...

So how much change can you take at once? This new concept for a future four-seater Lamborghini not only lets you roll around in a Lambo with your baby and babies, but is also better on Mother Earth. Sensing...

If we could quickly analogize here, yesterday’s firing of Raiders head coach Lane Kiffin completely mirrors the financial meltdown this country’s going through. You have the utter failure of the main people in charge (all the football games Kiffin...

Joey Porter has been wondering what the fuck has been going on in New York City. Stocks are going bust and no one seems to be telling him what to trust. We actually have no idea what he’s talking...

As we were stocking up on as many cases of Ramen as we could for the upcoming MoneyPocalypse, we wondered where we could put the few cents we had left in our 401(K) where it wouldn’t turn into beads...

Brazilian soccer club Vasco de Gama is taking the initiative combating obesity on their team only seen in governmental agencies and overbearing mothers. Recently named coach Renato Portaluppi, their fifth of the year, has gone to the extreme end...

With all the financial troubles going on in the country, you might have not realized that the Raiders have gone from a poor organization to the most dysfunctional sports franchise since Nazi sympathizer Marge Schott was calling the shots...

Anyone familiar with the lives of NBA player and kept man Doug Christie and his wife Jackie from their reality show—or when she came to his aid to beat up Robert Horry in 2002—knows it’s a very aggressive relationship....

As the financial world collapsed yesterday, we were reading furiously about what’s going to happen to the $1,285.21 in our 401(K). And the fact the insurer AIG was among the top names bandied about needing a lifevest from the...

So what’s your favorite winning NFL moment that doesn’t involve a six-team parlay? Do you remember walking in to work the next day, head up high knowing you wouldn’t have to hear crap from the other football fans in...

Oh, to be 16 and totally naive again. Well, that’s what we’re saying about North Carolina’s Blake Peebles, who has decided, after a long discussion with his parents, 5th period girlfriend of three weeks and collection of Transformers, to...

We didn’t watch Serena Williams victory against No. 2 ranked Jelena Jankovic because we were busy climbing a 15,000 foot mountain in Mexico where everyone at the bottom of the hill warned us that we weren’t going to make...

When we found out that the Cincinatti Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson had officially changed his name to Chad Ocho Cinco in honor of his great numerical ancestry, we thought it was the end of the story. This crazy...

They’ve tried fat guys dancing and their manager meeting face-to-face with the fans. But apparently that’s not enough to bring the scant few fans of the Florida Marlins to the game. Yesterday must’ve set some non-disaster record for low...

After the roundly panned and universal failure known as The Sims Online (you mean you don’t want to go to a virtual party at 1 AM?), Electronic Arts and Sims creator Will Wright are trying to get this whole...