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FridaySeptember052008

Lance Armstrong: Ladies Man And Sex Master.

We like Lance Armstrong because he’s a great symbol of perseverance and dedication. Every time we want to quit blogging and dedicate our lives to some altruistic pursuit, we dig deep into our wretched, money-loving soul, and tell ourselves...

FridayJuly252008

Cristiano Ronaldo Snubs Some Chick Named Lauren Conrad

Look, before you judge us and say “Gosh, like, they don’t even knooow who Lauren Conrad is?” let us take you to our planet. This is our planet. Now, shut up. Back to Cristiano Ronaldo. Apparently the guy doesn’t...

ThursdayJuly242008

Chelsea FC Rake In Another Celebrity Endorsement: Will Ferrell.

This really wouldn’t be a story if it wasn’t for the hilarious The Daily Show clip that goes along with this post. Will Ferrell arrived on Jon Stewart’s set sporting an old Chelsea FC jersey, which means he’s just...

TuesdayJune172008

Hulk Hogan Will Try To Make Groundbreaking TV By Breaking TV's Screech's Back

Hulk Hogan is trying to get past his creepy, daughter ass-grabbing phase by producing a television show that will heal humanity like a million Mother Theresas. Just kidding. Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling will pit washed-up celebs like Dennis...

TuesdayApril222008

Jessica Simpson And Tony Romo Make Hot, Cake-Smearing Love

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo take us into their bastardly rich, glamorous and decadent lives via photographs of them celebrating Romo’s 28th birthday in some suite in Dallas, TX. Here you’ll catch a glimpse of Jessica’s best Smurfette impression...

ThursdayApril032008

Viggo Mortensen Gushes Over His Favorite Soccer Team, San Lorenzo

If you thought Boca Juniors charming mascot, Diego Maradona, topped the list of celebrity cheering sections, then you’re in for a treat. Argentine soccer club San Lorenzo del Almagro have quite the A-List cheering section as well, one that...

TuesdayJanuary222008

David Beckham Pawns His Services To Needy Kids

No this is not another ad for Armani’s exotic thong wear campaign. David Beckham is on an official UNICEF trip in Sierra Leon. Rumor has it, his good looks can stop poverty from spreading and will, in time, invigorate...

MondayJanuary072008

Arizona Cardinals' QB Matt Leinart Should Have An STD By Now

Matt Leinart and the Arizona Cardinals were enjoying a well-deserved bye this week…what’s this? They didn’t make the playoffs? Oh, that’s right. They stunk and he stunk. Well then this changes everything. Matt Leinart has been busy enjoying a...

TuesdayDecember112007

When Worlds Collide: Beckham And Snoop Dogg Make Us Go "Ugggggggh"

We’re not going to use any “izzles” or “ozzles.” But as we cited earlier, Snoop Dogg and Becks are the best of friends these days. This photo-op, courtesy of some college drop out who purchased an expensive digital SLR,...

TuesdayNovember062007

David Beckham Has A Lot Of Time On His Hands These Days, Befriends Rapper Snoop Dogg

Since Beck’s has the Winter off, he’s had to find ways to keep busy. And you know Tinseltown, if you aren’t rollin’ deep and proud, then you’re not part of the cool kids. Turns out rapper Snoop D-O-double G...

MondayOctober292007

Mark Cuban Wants To See Famous Faces Get Pummeled

Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban may be aspiring to buy the Chicago Cubs, but his side projects might be even more interesting. He’s currently working with Mario Lopez to develop a series of celebrity Mixed Martial Arts fights. Hopefully...

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