Hey remember when all those Olympic Chinese gymnasts were called out for being underage? Well they were cleared, but now the girls from the Sydney games are being looked at. Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin’… [BBC]...

Has baseball finally gone through the looking glass in regards to steroids? This year’s final home run numbers have hit a 15-year low, with Detroit’s Miguel Cabrera hitting a paltry 37 dingers to lead the AL, while Philadelphia’s Ryan...

When we earlier wrote that men who cheated had a special gene that made them cheat, we thought that it was over… case closed. There’s nothing that certain subsection of men—which this site has nary one of—could do. But...

Gentlemen, are you tired of blaming your philandering ways on the butter buns in tight jeans that belong to Maria in accounting? Thanks to scientists—who apparently have absolutely nothing better to work on—you can now blame your genetic makeup...

It seems to be common knowledge now that the regular and consistent use of steroids is detrimental to anyone who persists on using the drug. Whether you want to shrink your testicles, grow pimples on your back, lose your...

Cheryl Cole was completely toying with our WAG loving hearts when she appeared in a Will.I.Am video displaying a necklace proclaiming herself “Available” to all. If these pictures are proof of anything, it’s that Cheryl Cole doesn’t mind infidelity...

Usually a drubbing of monumental proportions in a soccer game consists of a five or more goal disparity between teams. At least that’s what we determine as an ass-whooping. But what about 54-1? Not only is that score hard...

Back when Jose Mourinho was coach of Portuguese club Porto, the team won a Champions League title and a domestic title in the same year. That year was 2003-2004. It was also the same year that Porto allegedly tried...

It may seem, at times, that we’re a bit harsh on the Argentines when it comes to soccer. Well it’s true. But we’d still watch any Argentine club or national team over the Italians. There is simply no excuse...

See the lovely young-ish lady to the left? Her name is Angela Moyer, and the New York Daily News, tired from trying to kill off Sean Avery, is reporting that Roger Clemens slept with her and many other women...

Let’s beat the shit out of the perennial steroid denial drum a bit more, shall we? Next in line for the drum circle: Sugar Shane Mosley. Sugar (can we call you Sugar?) is trying to discredit BALCO founder and...

Luis Resto illegally remove padding from his gloves—providing him with bare knuckles—25 years ago in a bout against Billy Collins Jr., but today it got worse. After 2 1/2 decades, Resto confessed, with his trainer’s help, to dipping his...

The UEFA Champions League quaterfinals draw was held this morning in Europe and there’s already a fixation amongst aficionados that the draw might have been rigged. We find that a doubtful possibility because there’s only one Italian squad participating...

We never knew you had to wear biking shorts on your arms to lift 1050lbs. Three guys are booted out of the Diamond Games (tennis) for gambling on their laptops in the stands. Free wi-fi network at tennis matches?...

We skipped on the Ashley Cole cheating debacle last week because we hate Chelsea FC. Did we just type that for all to see? Yes. And no, we are not Manchester United fans by default. Anyway, Cole apparently cheated...

Marion Jones was convicted of check fraud and lying to a federal agent about pumping steroids into her butt in October and now the time has come to face the wrath of the judicial system. Jones is looking at...

Roger Clemens is set to take the stage in front of a national audience this Sunday during an already recorded interview to be broadcast on CBS’ reality series on old people called “60 Minutes.” Screw you, we can have...

Having an ankle injury gives you plenty of time to devise a master plan to get those biatches back that called you a cheater. Tony Parker is suing photo-bandits X17 for reporting that he’d rendezvoused in the sack with...

With ParkOria denials of marital doom coming at a furious pace, a certain piece of damning evidence came to light. Dun-dun-duuuunn: text messages released by the home wrecker. Yes, the shorthand of the millennium might be coming back to...

The International Olympics Committee (IOC) isn’t planning on having any of their beloved events marred by match-fixing scandals. IOC President Jacque Rogges wants the international sports circuit to unite, “We Are The World” steelo, and create a front against...

When ads like this are popping up all across Europe, how can you not be tempted to lay a little money down on a game? A mega-bookie called Oddset released these ads this week. Our only question: did they...

It was reported today that veteran baseball player Jose Guillen purchased some form of growth hormone and steroid between 2002 and 2005. Big whoop. We’ve heard it before. But have you ever wondered how a player goes about his...

Bonds homerun ball was auctioned off this weekend and that rhinoceros labeled clothing line, Ecko, bought it. Whats next? The CEO, that prankster Marc Ecko, has decided that he’s leaving it up to millions of haters to decide what...

From steroid users to coaches sending spies to steal signs from opposing teams, we’ve been inundated with stories of cheaters getting caught with their pants around their ankles. The latest saga takes us to Italy where Formula-One racing group,...

Bill Belichick has dipped his ego-filled balls into a cauldron of suspicion after it was reported that he sent a spy to steal signs from the New York Jets this weekend. You would think that a star-studded lineup would...