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TuesdayNovember182008

Former Bucs Cheerleader Mary Delgado Is A Texas Bad Ass Who Likes Her Booze

This delicious slice of penitentiary pie is Mary Delgado, former Tampa Bay Bucs cheerleader and winner of the 2004 edition of The Bachelor, the show where women go to pawn of their dignity for some flowers. Maybe that’s why...

FridayNovember072008

Heads Up: Biker Rage Never Takes A Break

Lucky Guy Escapes Scary Crash - Watch more Auto Videos When your bike gets decimated into a million pieces, we’d be pissed too. Bruised and bleeding, but really pissed, too. [Break]...

TuesdayNovember042008

Heads Up: We Would Totally Vote For A Calrissian/Chewbacca Ticket

See more funny videos at Funny or Die If you don’t do it for Lando and Chewy, do it for the poor Taun-Tauns on Hoth. [Funny or Die]...

FridayOctober242008

Heads Up: Self Abuse Takes On A Whole New Meaning

So what makes someone not erase the tape this was filmed on? Oh yeah, the concussion. [Failblog]...

WednesdayOctober152008

Heads Up: Maybe Kimbo Has A Career In The NFL?

With that whole MMA thing not working out exactly as he’d hope, this video shows us there’s hope for Kimbo Slice after all. We went to the Jets-Bengals game last week and can vouch for the fact that at...

TuesdayOctober142008

Heads Up: Call Of Duty 5 Trailer Makes Us-Nay, Forces Us-To Count The Days Until It's Unleashed

We play Call of Duty 4 so much, we feel it was only yesterday that it was released. That’s why when the trailer for the follow up was released, we were all “but we’re not done playing with 4...

MondayOctober132008

Heads Up: Who Knew You Didn't Need Air To Work Out?

While you may not look cool running around the gym in a snorkel/head gear combination, MMA beast Wanderlei Silva couldn’t give two shits about his appearance. It’s all about the lactic acid, RAWWR!. BTW, how sad it is when...

FridayOctober102008

Heads Up: No Monkey Butler Is He

How sad is it that this monkey can do a set of knuckle push-ups and we can’t? The answer is very. [Best Week Ever]...

TuesdaySeptember232008

University Of Idaho Cheerleaders Get Outfit Makeover, Cover Up Everything

We thought cheerleaders were standard across the board: short skirts, a little belly-button showing and glitter. But the University of Idaho faithful whimpering about seeing a bit too much from the ladies on the sidelines and demanded that something...

ThursdaySeptember182008

Feature: Celebrating the NFL's Hispanic Heritage Month The Right Way... By Looking At Latina Cheerleaders

It’s September, which means Latino Heritage Month is upon us… yay! We’re Latino! Or Hispanic! Or Whatever… yay! Contributing Editor Alex Ferreyra is feeling the Latino love in the air, and never more so than when the NFL dusts...

MondayAugust182008

The Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Unveil Their 2009 Calendar Via Sexy Catwalk

It’s almost time for NFL fanatics to designate each and every Sunday, Monday nights, sometimes Thursday and Saturday to unabashed obsessiveness over football. So what better way to commemorate the commencement of grid-iron fanaticism than profiling the Miami Dolphins...

FridayJuly252008

This Is Why The Spelling Bee Doesn't Have Many Women In Sequined Hot Shorts

The Lakers’ Sasha Vujacic is a man of many talents—he’s a lover, an energizer and a wearer of little headbands. But one thing he is not is a person whose name is easily spelled. That’s why the LA Times...

MondayJuly212008

Laker Girl Auditions Show Off Jazz Hands, Butts

There’s a wonderful moment throughout a workday when you know you’re going to make it. We search for it around 30 times a day, but that one initial moment usually calms us down before we chuck our computer out...

TuesdayJuly012008

Russian Cheerleaders As Blond And Slutty As Their Pac-10 Counterparts

It looks like all Russian billionaires aren’t leaving their motherland to blow their sports wad elsewhere. Some are actually spending money building their own country’s sports infrastructure. Sure, we could point to the national team’s amazing run in the...

FridayJune202008

Heads Up: Do Lacrosse Cheerleaders Have Health Insurance?

You’ve gotta give credit to the cheerleader for turning her back to the ball. If she was looking the other way, then we might have witnessed a different video. For one, she’d probably be on the ground unconscious but...

TuesdayJune102008

Lakers' Cheerleader "Whitney" Has A Green Past

There’s no question that the Lakers/Celtics rivalry is as iconic as Ali and Frazier. Well, at least that’s what the NBA wants you to believe (so ratings aren’t in the cellar). Yet, Hot Clicks may have discovered this year’s...

TuesdayApril222008

Washington Redskins' Cheerleaders Invited To Cricket Match, "Sexuality And Cricket Is The Way Forward," Says Horndog

Let’s be honest here: we have no idea what cricket really consists of. We know batters wear masks that resemble Major League Baseball catchers gear; they use a wooden stick shaped like a paddle that reminds us of a...

MondayMarch312008

Flordia Marlins "Manatees" Cheer Squad Tips The Scale In Fun's Favor

It’s no secret that the Florida Marlins have a little trouble bringing in the fans. But when they announced that they’d be starting a cheering squad made up of chunky but funky male dancers, we thought it was fun...

WednesdayJanuary162008

A Scottish Basketball Team Means Hot Scottish Cheerleaders. Yum Yay.

Did you know Scotland has a professional basketball team by the name of the Rocks? We’re serious. They’ve got baskets, courts, basketballs and everything. They also have cheerleaders with pompoms and stuff. Which, by default, means that they are...

ThursdayDecember272007

Madison Square Garden Can't Wait For 2007 To End

Madison Square Garden would sure like to get through the rest of 2007 with a little pocket change. Isiah Thomas’ stupidity already cost them $11.5 million this year, and rather than suffer the horrific consequences of another legal battle,...

TuesdayDecember252007

Heads Up: Will Santa Claus Bring The Kids A Bicycle Kick This Year?

How long do you think Santa Claus can keep up on the pitch? Five… six minutes? [The Beautiful Game] Few things could be worse on Christmas Eve than getting fired. Don’t expect the now ex-coach of the Chicago Bulls...

ThursdayDecember062007

The NFL Network Is Looking To Please Its 17 Subscribers

After last week’s big stink about the NFL Network’s unavailability, yesterday’s news that the channel is tinkering with new technologies caught us off-guard. And by “caught us off-guard,” we mean watching Jai-Alai from Jamaica when we’d obviously love to...

ThursdayNovember222007

Turkey Day P.1: Giving Thanks To The Sports Gods That, You Know, Giveth.

In the spirit of Turkey Day, we thought we’d muse on what we are thankful for in sports this year. You know, those events that reinforced our ridiculous infatuations, distanced us from our family and friends, and helped us...

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