Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLS: Bruce Arena—formerly of the US National team and the new Galaxy coach and GM—got his first game ruined by the Chicago Fire’s John Thorrington. The midfielder banked in the game’s only goal...

Oh look. Someone is using racial slurs during a sports event. How freakin’ novel. The Chicago Fire’s Latino contingent has been known as “Sector Latino” since 2005. It’s the year they launched their Chicago soccer-devout group in one of...

The haymaker: it’s a wild punch, usually thrown as a hooping hook shot, applied with extreme force and backed by an even more extreme anger. Kidney shots: they’re the quintessential charlie horse that will have a recipient of the...

MLS and the Chicago Fire went an entire year without so much as a drop kick from Mexican international soccer stud Cuauhtemoc Blanco, but if rumors are true, then Blanco’s notorious temper is as ripe as a three-second fart....

We’re not sure why we ended up marveled by this goal today. Maybe it’s because we’re moving to Mexico City in two weeks, (but it doesn’t mean we’re going to become America fans). Maybe it’s because the FMF is...

Screw the red carpets and Tom Cruise. David Beckham hasn’t been welcomed to America like Cuauhtemoc Blanco. Temoc, who plays for the Chicago Fire, has transcended his diva-ness to become somewhat of an icon in Chicago. He threw out...

We don’t correlate stealth with Chicago Fire’s Cuauhtemoc Blanco. His style of play revolves around taking advantage of less-refined player’s mistakes. He also dives a lot. But, he can still drive 30 yard strikes with precision. And we hated...

This is our first inclusion of an MLS goal and it’s a Cuauhtemoc Blanco beauty. That’s if you consider a slow, careless goalkeeper helping out with the goal translated as beauty. Eduardo Da Silva and his broken foot could’ve...

While David Beckham’s out trying to salvage a spot in England’s futile Euro 2008 campaign and shooting his thong-a-thon spread, Chicago Fire striker Cuauhtemoc Blanco is looking to capture at least one trophy from his first Major League Soccer...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Sudamericana: River Plate and Arsenal played to a 0-0 draw. No streakers were involved. [Espn Deportes] MLS Playoffs: No more worrying about spell checking Cuauhtemoc. New England Revolution beat Chicago Fire, 1-0...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLS Playoffs: Chicago Fire stun D.C. United on aggregate to reach Eastern Conference finals. Cuauhtemoc survived with only a few scratches. [Goal] NBA: Motown is on fire! Detroit Pistons extinguish the Miami Heat...

The second leg of the MLS playoffs kicks off tonight with D.C. United taking on the Chicago Fire. MLS rookie (ha!) Cuauhtemoc Blanco is slated to start for a Chicago and who would have thought an aging veteran, without...