Earlier, when we told you that scouts working for the Washington Nationals and Cincinnati Reds were being investigated by the FBI and MLB for asking signed Dominican players to kickback some of their salary, we had a sneaking suspicion...

Some people are just born to antagonize. Ozzie Guillen is one of those people. And while obviously not at the level of Hitler, the White Sox manager does rank somewhere between Dick Cheney and that girl at the bar...

As interleague play winds down in baseball, the most compelling match-up this weekend has to be the Cubs and the White Sox. This is the first time the two teams have met while in first place; there’s the Cubs...

Ozzie Guillen’s tenure as White Sox manager could be going the Hilary Clinton-for-Presidency route. And—surprise!—it’s because of his mouth. The White Sox’s anemic offense made him go off his meds on Sunday, telling anyone who would listen that there...

Screw the red carpets and Tom Cruise. David Beckham hasn’t been welcomed to America like Cuauhtemoc Blanco. Temoc, who plays for the Chicago Fire, has transcended his diva-ness to become somewhat of an icon in Chicago. He threw out...

In light of the Chicago White Sox recent slump, Ozzie Guillen has resorted to, well, we really have no idea what sort of managerial practices he’s instituted, but there are now blow-up dolls in the White Sox clubhouse intended...

Keeping up with Chicago White Sox coach Ozzie Guillen is a full job in itself. And yesterday vintage Guillen peeked his fat face to pummel Chicago fans about how fickle and treacherous they can be. “That’s what ticks me...

At some point, someone much wiser that us is going to strap a microphone tp Ozzie Guillen’s body so the world can know what’s coming out of his mouth 24/7. It can’t be any worse than Barry Bonds’ reality...

Loud mouth White Sox coach Ozzie Guillen could never imagine working under New York Yankees owner Hank Steinbrenner. Frankly, we don’t think anyone will ever attest to Hank Steinbrenner’s ownership as pleasant. The guy’s a troll from the marshlands...

Oh man, pity poor Ozzie Guillen. When the White Sox manager’s not getting called racist or lambasting a kid for not eating lima beans (from Peru… ha!), he’s getting into it with umpires—specifically Phil Cuzzi. It seems that Ozzie...

Ozzie Guillen’s at his finest when he uncorks that gaping hole on his face and belches out a tirade of curse words and insults. It’s like seeing Britney Spears and underwear: she’s no fun when she’s wearing some. If...

While some on our staff are off making Latino-only fantasy baseball teams, Chicago White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen is getting plenty of crap for creating what a lot of people believe is a real-life version. Guillen is getting emails...

Ozzie Guillen is what you call real real. That’s why it comes to a shock to most of us to learn the White Sox coach decided to muzzle himself last year when he spoke to reporters. It was a...

Ozzie Guillen implied last week that he had basically thrown in the towel after his team was swept by the Boston Red Sox. This week he wants everyone to know that he’s [expletive]-ing the rest of the season because...

Resorting to cheering for another team is all you have left when your team has the same chances of reaching the playoffs as Pete Rose has a chance of getting into the Hall of Fame. Ozzie Guillen, manager of...