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MondayMay192008

'Member? Paul Pierce Handles The Cavs Without Gang Signs.

Whas Happened In Sports This Weekend NBA Playoffs 2008: Boston can breath a sigh of relief after the Celtics hustled their way to the Eastern Conference Finals. Somewhere, Larry Bird is proud. Boston 97, Cleveland 92. [AFP] MLB 2008:...

TuesdayMay132008

Lebron James Had A Busy Night: Dumps On Mom And Dunks On Kevin Garnett.

Lebron James flourished last night. He scored 21 points and dished out a season high 13 assists to his mates, leading the Cleveland Cavaliers to an 88-77 victory over the gargantuan behemoths in the East known as the Boston...

TuesdayMay132008

'Member? Lebron James Doesn't Want To Go Home Early.

NBA Playoffs 2008: The Cleveland Cavaliers were basically handed their obituary after the team went down 2-0 to Boston and Lebron was 2-890 shooting. Good thing they play seven-game series’ in basketball. Cleveland tied the series last night with...

FridayMay092008

'Member? The King Is Seeing Green.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night While We Were Getting Crunked NBA Playoffs 2008: Lebron James & Company scored a combined 49 points over the 2nd, 3rd and 4th quarters. That’s not going to get them far against the...

WednesdayMay072008

'Member? Did Anyone Ever Find Lebron James' Offense?

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Playoffs 2008: Lebron James shot a pitiful 2-18 and scored a measly 12 points against a defensive-minded Celtics team. Expect a surge from “The King” in game 2. Boston 76, Cleveland 72....

TuesdayApril222008

'Member? Cleveland Is Coasting In The Playoffs. Can We Skip Game 3?

NBA Playoffs 2008: The Cleveland Cavaliers held Gilbert Arenas to seven points and the Washington Wizards have one entire leg out of the playoffs. Should we keep watching? Cleveland 116, Washington 86. [AFP] MLB 2008: The Chicago Cubs have...

MondayApril212008

Heads Up: Lebron James Has A Jetpack Hidden Underneath His Jersey.

What more can you say about a clip where the sportscasters can’t even believe what they saw? Simply, nada. [YouTube] This is the first thing we encountered today and it will inspire you to look for your old Nintendo...

ThursdayMarch062008

Lebron James Whores Services To Vogue

Is there an adverting campaign that Lebron James isn’t a part of these days? “The King” will be featured on the cover of Vogue’s April 2008 edition with QB shagging hottie Gisele Bundchen. Page Six had the scoop on...

ThursdayFebruary282008

'Member? Lebron James Is Truly The King.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: Lebron James is the youngest to reach 10,000 point, but he couldn’t roll over any past points to save his Cavs last night. Boston Celtics 92, Cleveland Cavaliers 87. [Baltimore Sun] Copa...

TuesdayFebruary122008

'Member? Arsenal Increases The Gap.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Premiership: Soon enough there will be a gap wide enough wide enough for Cristiano Ronaldo’s ego to get through. Arsenal extend first place lead by defeating Blackburn 2-0. [Belfast Telegraph] NBA: The King...

WednesdayFebruary062008

'Member? Welcome, Pau Gasol.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: In his debut, Pau Gasol proves he can put the ball in the basket. Gasol scored 24 points in the Los Angeles Lakers 105-90 trouncing of the New Jersey Nets. [LATimes] World...

MondayJanuary282008

'Member? The Lakers And Their Leaky Roof Can't Stop Lebron James.

Whas Happened In Sports This Weekend NBA: Lebron declares 41 reasons why he’s better than Kobe…for the evening. Cleveland 98, Los Angeles 95. [AP] FA Cup: A Cristiano Ronaldo clinic. Manchester United 3, Tottenham 1. [ESPN Soccernet] Tennis: Maria...

TuesdayJanuary082008

Toronto Raptors Chris Bosh Will No Longer Invite Girlfriend To Games. Cousin Can Still Attend. Maybe.

Remember when a flu virus heckled Michael Jordan during game 5 of the 1997 NBA Finals? Some hecklers identified as Chris Bosh’s cousin and girlfriend were feisty enough to tug at Lebron James patience Sunday night and all they...

FridayDecember282007

'Member? Roque Santa Cruz Ruins Nery Castillo's Welcome Party. Oh Wait, He Didn't Even Play.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Premiership: One more round of boxing day. Manchester City was blinded by the thought of being in fourth place; ends up fumbling lead late in the game. How is Roque Santa Cruz still...

WednesdayDecember262007

'Member? Kobe Supplies A Christmas Miracle

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: When is Andrew Bynum going to receive his apology, Kobe? Los Angeles 122, Phoenix 115. [LATimes] NFL: It was a Monday night beat down that sent shock waves up to Wednesday morning....

FridayDecember212007

'Member? Phil Jackson Gave A Pep Talk And The Lakers Lost

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: On the court, Lebron and Kobe are fascinating. But what would they look like on ice skates? Cleveland 94, Los Angeles 90. [LA Daily News] NFL: We visited Pittsburgh once in search...

ThursdayDecember202007

'Member? You Need To Try Harder, Boston.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: Chauuuuncey! Chauuuuuncey! Maybe Boston’s just trying to ease into greatness. Detroit 87, Boston 85. [AFP] Copa Del Rey: 12th string Real Madrid team scrambles for a 1-1 draw against Alicante. Starters were...

TuesdayDecember182007

'Member? "Adrian Peterson To Be The Best Ever!" Says Overzealous MNF Guy

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: It wasn’t pretty, but Minnesota took a necessary step towards post-season play last night. Adrian Peterson’s game: flawless good enough. Minnesota 20, Chicago 13. [AFP] NBA: Lebron James’ thumb complies. Cleveland 103,...

WednesdayDecember122007

LeBron James Shields Weasly Teammate Anderson Varejo From Fans... Allegedly

The last time the Cleveland Cavaliers’ wunderkind LeBron James came off the bench was during the 2004 Olympics. But since coming back from his sprained finger coincided with contract-holdout Anderson Varejo’s return to action, Bron-Bron decided to be a...

ThursdayDecember062007

'Member? Arsenal Of Argentina Win Copa Sudamericana

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Sudamericana Final: Club America go into Argentina and win 2-1; but aggregate rule makes them losers. Arsenal are champions. The end. [Reuters UK] NBA: So how long are Espn and Yahoo going...

WednesdayDecember052007

'Member? Tuesday Was A Win-Win Uefa Night For Everyone. Where's The Fun In That?

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Uefa Champions League: When no one’s on the chopping block, why watch? Oh, right, Kaka. AC Milan beat Celtic 1-0, but both progress to the next round. [Uefa] NBA: Guess what? The Cleveland...

ThursdayNovember292007

'Member? Real Madrid Still Struggling To Decipher German

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Uefa Champions League: Werder Bremen stun Real Madrid 3-2, making Group A free for anyone to take—kind of like an Olsen twin. [Guardian UK] NBA: Lebron James sprains a finger and the Cleveland...

WednesdayNovember282007

'Member? Roma Trounce On Dynamo Like A Gladiator In Musth

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Uefa Champions’ League: Them Romans and their bludgeoning. When will it end! No animals were hurt during this slaughtering. Roma 4, Dynamo Kiev 1. [SkySports] NBA: Didn’t Shawn Kemp just celebrate a birthday...

TuesdayNovember272007

Brazilian BBaller Anderson Varejao Would Rather Suck It Up In Europe, Than Play With Lebron James

You ever wonder what kind of grit it takes for an athlete to walk away from the opportunity to roll deep with one of the greatest players in your generation? Right now, we’re asking ourselves how Anderson Varejao can...

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