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TuesdayNovember182008

Rich Rodriguez To Crazed Michigan Fans—"Get A Life"

Whenever we get a new job, it’s always important for us to make a good impression. You know, show up on time, don’t stink, don’t stalk the hot girl (yet). The exact opposite of what Rich Rodriguez is doing...

FridayNovember142008

Oxford Rugby Players Show Their Sensitivity, Tell Party People To Bring Their Curls And Hot Jewish Girls

digg_skin = 'compact'; digg_bgcolor = '#f1f8fa'; digg_url = 'http://digg.com/other_sports/Oxford_Rugby_Team_Throws_A_Jew_Party_Gets_In_Trouble'; It’s really great to know that Universities are places of knowledge where ignorance and intolerance can be eradicated. Ah, who are we kidding, if this scene from Oxford University—supposedly one...

MondayOctober202008

Dennis Green Will Learn You In The Ways Of Sports (Four Credits)

Dennis Green is not the professor you thought he was. We couldn’t resist that joke, even though we’re sure that everyone else that’s covering this story is writing the same thing. But we digress. We’ve just learned that Green,...

MondaySeptember152008

Who Are The Coaches Who Didn't Put USC At Number 1?

When the number one-ranked college team utterly destroys the fifth-ranked team, you would assume that everyone would agree on their superiority over everyone else (well, unless that team is USC and you’re a UCLA fan). Well that team is...

FridaySeptember122008

British College Offers Course On How To Become A Jedi

How do we put this… Do you want to be a Jedi? Like, a university-trained, fully accredited Jedi? Then head on over to the UK, nerd. Yes, the Queen’s University Belfast, in Northern Ireland, now has a one-day course...

TuesdaySeptember022008

'Member?: UCLA's On A Smokey Mountain High.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night College Football: A 42-yard field-goal was the difference for the UCLA Bruins as they stunned the 18th-ranked Tennessee Volunteers in overtime at the Rose Bowl. Third string quarterback Kevin Craft overcame four first...

WednesdayAugust202008

Should The Legal Drinking Age Be Lowered To 18? Let's Discuss After This Kegstand

We’ve always been of the mind that if your country thinks you’re old enough to choose its leader or shoot off a rifle on foreign soil, you should be able to buy a beer. But then again, we also...

TuesdayApril012008

Lopez Twins To Leave Stanford For Wedgie-Filled Future In The NBA

After two years being the big men on the Stanford campus and hooking up with co-eds like pro golfer Michele Wie, Brook and Robin Lopez have decided to go pro and enter next year’s NBA draft. The twin towers...

MondayMarch242008

Nike Lied To Us—There Are Cinderellas Unheralded Teams In the NCAATournament

If you were to ask us why the NCAA tournament is so exciting, we’d have to say the lower-seeded teams (also disparagingly known as “Cinderellas”) turning their worlds upside down by beating their higher-seeded rivals. Sure, that’s conventional wisdom,...

MondayFebruary112008

The Miami Orange Bowl Goes On The Auction Block, Bidders Hope To Buy The Piece With The Hidden Blow

If you pass by the Miami Orange Bowl in the next couple of months and see people taking the stadium’s seats and even the scoreboard out into the streets of Little Havana, don’t worry. If the Miami Hurricane fans...

FridayJanuary252008

Rich Rodriguez Vindicated Through The Power Of Emails

We’re not here to judge who did who wrong in the whole West Virginia-Rich Rodriguez fiasco (although we have to disclose that we did call him an asshole once). But some digging from the Associated Press has shed some...

ThursdayJanuary242008

Heads Up: Now That's Just Demoralizing.

Here’s the fastest goal in La Liga history, courtesy of Valladolid’s Joseba Llorente. And if were to do what analysts do when a guy hits three home runs on opening day, we’re going to calculate this game’s final combined...

WednesdayJanuary232008

USC's OJ Mayo Came With A Bang, Might Leave With A Whimper

USC’s used to getting prized recruits, but they’re usually on the football field. Alas, the one basketball bluechipper they’ve been able to wrangle, OJ Mayo, might not be there much longer. That’s because the current freshman guard decided to...

MondayJanuary142008

Heads Up: Texas (Stadium) Tears For Tony Romo

Terrell Owens comes to Tony Romo’s defense after the Cowboys’ loss yesterday. Jeez, first he’s linked to Jessica Simpson; then his offensive line causes him to have a breakdown mid-game; now he’s got a crying supporter on video. There...

ThursdayJanuary102008

Book Claims Reggie Bush Took Payouts In College Bigger Than Kim Kardashian's Ass

The LA Times has one of the first reviews of Tarnished Heisman, a tell-all that covers former USC running back Reggie Bush’s final year at the school. According to the tome, Bush and his family collect over $290,000, paid...

MondayJanuary072008

The BCS Might Be Settled By 1's and O's, Not X's and O's

When Ohio State and LSU lock horns (or whatever it is when a tiger and a chocolate enveloped peanut butter bite fight) for the college national championship tonight, it will be the second time the Tigers’ quarterbacks have played...

FridayJanuary042008

Hi, My Name Is Rick Neuheisel And I Approved This Message

If you were in the LA area yesterday, you might have received a strange phone call.. No, it wasn’t from that weirdo you dated last week, but new UCLA Bruins football coach Rick Neuheisel. He’s called (via the school’s...

FridayDecember282007

Heads Up: The Coach Needs To Keep His Son On A Leash

From last night’s Holiday Bowl, Texas Head Coach Mack Brown’s stepson decided it was a good idea to touch a live ball during the game. Obviously you can’t learn things through osmosis. [Awful Announcing] Steve Nash is talking to...

MondayDecember242007

UCLA Head Coaching Job Easier To Buy Than A Wii During Christmastime

The man in this picture is DeWayne Walker, and he’s not going to be the next head football coach at UCLA. But it has nothing to do with the fact that A) he just lost the Las Vegas Bowl...

TuesdayDecember112007

Joe Namath Is Getting His Bachelor's Degree: We're Puzzled By The "Bachelor" Part.

You didn’t think he gained that stellar charm from hitting the books did ya? Sports Illustrated reports that Hall Of Fame quarterback Joe Namath (pictured right in his Alabama uniform) is about to be inducted into Alabama’s alumni via...

FridayNovember302007

Heads Up: St. Louis Cardinals Manager Tony LaRussa Unplugged

So why are the police releasing this video of St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa getting busted in a DUI so many months after? Apparently someone forgot to send Palm Beach police an autographed photo of Albert Pujols. [Sox...

ThursdayNovember292007

LA Mayor Says The NFL In The Coliseum Is A Pipe Dream

Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa has decided to step in to decide this college football turf war between USC, UCLA and their stadiums. He wants the Trojans to play at the Coliseum long-term, and says the two need to...

MondayNovember262007

Maybe They Should Put A Facemask On That Dog

Auburn University’s defensive end Jerraud Powers got a little more than he bargained for when he went to defend this pass against Alabama on Saturday. The end zone security pup decided that the Tiger sophomore could use a stump...

WednesdayNovember212007

USC Gets New Romeo To Replace Ex-Campus Gigglo Matt Leinart

In the past two weeks, every other sports magazine cover has highlighted the supposed new basketball rivalry between college UCLA and USC. Well, this news adds even more heat. Percy Romeo Miller, aka rapper Lil’ Romeo and son of...

FridayOctober262007

Busty FSU Cowgirl Cheats On Her Home Team

Jenn Sterger, the famous Florida State cowboy hat wearin’ gal—and occasional Maxim-model—is cheating on her home team. She’s been seen wearing a University of South Florida hat, along with her cleavage-bearing tank top, at their home games. (We have...

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